Terrible, I know
--H
The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumors that Mardi Gras is cancelled. He says he's expecting a record number of floats this year.
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Five black men in purple dinner jackets and bow ties were found floating under a pier in New Orleans. DNA tests later identified them as The
Drifters. Rumor has it they were under the boardwalk, down by the sea.
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Eric Burden and the Animals are re-releasing their greatest hit. It begins, "There was a house in New Orleans . . ."
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Hurricane Katrina was a typical woman. When she first arrived she was warm, wild and wet. When she left, she took the house and all its contents.
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Two planes full of volunteers left Detroit today bound for New Orleans to assist with the looting.
