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Brute Force
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Dont sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things
Men Never Listen
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November 16, 2005, 10:58:34 AM »
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the
men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his
predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you
promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and
As he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each
button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating
greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm
water, gently drying his underside.When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving.
When the powder puff completed, he couldn't wait to push the ATR
button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he
opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was
pushing the ATR button. The nurse replied, "The button marked ATR is an Automatic
Tampon Remover. Your thingy is under your pillow." Men Never Listen
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Roostin300ex
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Re: Men Never Listen
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November 16, 2005, 02:41:01 PM »
ouch.............
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2006YFZ450
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December 12, 2005, 05:49:08 AM »
lol
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Southern4x4
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December 12, 2005, 08:01:35 AM »
lol good one
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NP04Foreman
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Re: Men Never Listen
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December 12, 2005, 08:11:31 AM »
lol thatd suck bigtime
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