stump66
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« on: April 06, 2005, 09:50:27 AM » |
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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crest View couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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GOD PUT ME HERE TO ACCOMPLISH CERTAIN THINGS, I'M SO FAR BEHIND I'LL LIVE FOREVER!!!! AND ITS NEVER!!!! TOO LATE TO START!!!!
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dynodon
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2005, 10:13:09 AM » |
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That is too FUNNY, GOOD ONE
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The " Black Pearl " No, you dont want NONE of it
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2005, 10:55:41 AM » |
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HAAHAHAHHA omg that is so funny !
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2005, 07:59:14 PM » |
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LMAO
Very funny. [smiley=trophy1.gif]
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LORD, please keep your arm around my shoulder, and your hand over my mouth. Amen
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2005, 10:10:27 AM » |
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OMG that would be SOO Embarrasing! Good one though
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MuddyGurl101
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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2005, 07:44:24 AM » |
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Where did you hear that one from?
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2005, 08:58:13 AM » |
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her hands must have been cold.
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I wonder if we can get Cheney to take Obama hunting? 1985 CJ7 Swamp Buggy named Swamp Thing 2001 Yamaha Wolverine 4x4 2005 Kodiak 450 4x4 2007 F150 Super Crew FX4 Proud RR and FMR member NRA Life Time member
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2005, 09:02:43 AM » |
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Oh Gross! [smiley=Dead.gif]
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2005, 03:02:32 PM » |
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THINGS PEOPLE THINK OF
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2005, 03:08:08 PM » |
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Oh I know it is amazing! [smiley=Wacko.gif]
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2005, 04:05:38 PM » |
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2005, 04:12:51 PM » |
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never mind
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Im2much26
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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2005, 09:36:58 PM » |
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Now that was funny, and yes my head still hurts!
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If you can't beat your enemies, call your buddies and have them beaten.....LOL
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« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2005, 11:14:46 AM » |
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I NEED MUD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2005, 08:44:04 PM » |
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ewwwww!~!!!
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« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2005, 07:03:31 PM » |
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Too funny!!
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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2005, 09:10:47 AM » |
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« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2005, 01:12:26 PM » |
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