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« on: April 06, 2005, 09:50:27 AM »

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
vehicle.
     From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of
a Crest View couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car
break down in the parking lot.  The man told his wife to carry on with
the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.  On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned
private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his
shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her
feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband
who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches
in
his forehead.
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2005, 10:13:09 AM »

That is too FUNNY, GOOD ONE
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2005, 10:55:41 AM »

HAAHAHAHHA omg that is so funny ! Grin
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2005, 11:49:09 AM »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked


THAT IS TOO MUCH....LMAO!!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2005, 07:59:14 PM »

LMAO

Very funny.  [smiley=trophy1.gif]
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2005, 10:10:27 AM »

OMG that would be SOO Embarrasing! Good one though Grin
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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2005, 07:44:24 AM »

Where did you hear that one from?
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2005, 08:58:13 AM »

her hands must have been cold.  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2005, 09:02:43 AM »

Oh Gross! [smiley=Dead.gif]
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2005, 03:02:32 PM »

THINGS PEOPLE THINK OF
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2005, 03:08:08 PM »

Oh I know it is amazing!  [smiley=Wacko.gif]
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2005, 04:05:38 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2005, 04:12:51 PM »

never mind
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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2005, 09:36:58 PM »

Now that was funny, and yes my head still hurts!
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« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2005, 11:14:46 AM »

I  ve  heard  that  one  !!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2005, 08:44:04 PM »

ewwwww!~!!!
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« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2005, 07:03:31 PM »

Too funny!!
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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2005, 09:10:47 AM »

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« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2005, 01:12:26 PM »

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