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kawGIRL
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« on: October 12, 2005, 11:56:50 AM »

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible.
He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great,"
he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal
even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway
patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can
get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped
it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120
mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing?" I'm too old for this kind of thing.
 
He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch
up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to
the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and
today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've
never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said,
"Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you
were bringing her back."
 
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2005, 12:02:06 PM »

GOOD ONE.
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2005, 12:12:12 PM »

LMAO Laugh
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2005, 02:12:31 PM »

Brilliant answer!!
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2005, 06:58:32 PM »

Thats a good one.
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2005, 07:24:58 PM »

dam good answer
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keep doin what your doin your gonna get what you got
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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2005, 09:19:15 AM »

Good one.  I like the signature picture.
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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2005, 09:30:28 AM »

Thanks  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2005, 12:01:50 PM »

In real life.. The cop would have run up with his gun drawn.  Undecided
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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2005, 09:36:12 PM »

ROFLBO  Grin
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