Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)

[Raptor997]

your momma is so fat.... the horse on the back of her jordache jeans is real

[cain73]

I have forgotten more than you'll ever know

I do more work on accident than you do on purpose

You are so lazy that you'd crap in your bed if you didn't have to get up to wipe

Janet Reno went to the wizzard of OZ to have it verified that she was the ugliest woman ever. But when she came out she was scratching her head and said "who the heck is "........ insert you Momma's name here

[yunt2ride]

Your momma is so ugly, she went to the zoo and the zookeeper tranquilized her and put her in with the apes.