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Author Topic: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)  (Read 18363 times)
dreth
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« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2005, 08:04:44 PM »

your momma is so stupid she got locked in winn dixie and starved to death Shocked
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dreth
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« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2005, 08:05:30 PM »

your momma is so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minuit rice Wink
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« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2005, 08:06:19 PM »

your momma is so fat she sits on the beach and sells shade Shocked
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« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2005, 08:07:04 PM »

your momma is so fat they use her belt loops as mile markers Wink
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« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2005, 08:08:22 PM »

your momma is so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids yell! hey cool aid
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« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2005, 08:09:00 PM »

your momma is so fat that she uses a vcr for a beeper
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« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2005, 08:10:32 PM »

your momma is so ugly you have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
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« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2005, 08:10:34 PM »

Yo mamma is so stuiped that she needs a cookbook to boil water.

Yo mamma is so stuiped that she forgot how to breath.

Yo mamma is so fat she tripped over walmart kmart and landed on target.

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« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2005, 10:04:25 AM »

                     Ill try to be nicer
                  If you try to be smarter
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« Reply #34 on: April 21, 2005, 12:09:50 PM »

Man  your  sharp  as  a  marble.
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« Reply #35 on: April 21, 2005, 12:11:14 PM »

Your  dumber  than  a  sack  full  of  zeros. Grin
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« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2005, 12:48:06 PM »

You're about as bright as a blown lightbulb

You're as sharp as a bowling ball.
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« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2005, 01:39:44 PM »

You're dumber than a box of rocks
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« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2005, 01:54:14 PM »

Your as helpfull as a 1 leged man in a azz-kicking contest.

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« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2005, 02:34:35 PM »

I'm not from around here.Are you what they call a A$$___E?
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« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2005, 03:08:05 PM »

Yer dumber than a box of ball peen hammers..
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« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2005, 03:09:46 PM »

When God was passing out "looks", you thought he said "books" and said Give me a scary one!
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« Reply #42 on: April 21, 2005, 04:36:20 PM »

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« Reply #43 on: April 21, 2005, 04:37:36 PM »

If A#$HOLES could Fly this place would be an AIRPORT...
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« Reply #44 on: April 21, 2005, 07:51:38 PM »

 Angry You guys are all in deep trouble.....I told my mom what you all said and she's pissed  Angry





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« Reply #45 on: April 21, 2005, 07:57:31 PM »

your ten thousand with out the one..

your momma is so stuiped she drown in the desert

so how many times did your mom drop u on your head?

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« Reply #46 on: April 23, 2005, 10:32:01 AM »

your momma's so fat shes on both sides of the family   Cheesy
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« Reply #47 on: April 23, 2005, 10:36:17 AM »

your momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
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« Reply #48 on: April 23, 2005, 10:53:32 AM »

yo mamma so fat she got more rolls than a bekery
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« Reply #49 on: April 23, 2005, 10:54:08 AM »

your mamma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out.
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