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« on: October 10, 2005, 10:08:27 AM »

A couple of drinking buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the hangar at SFO. The runway is fogged in and they have nothing to do.
One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything?"

The second guy says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, that it will kinda give you a buzz."

So they do drink it, get smashed and have a beautiful time ... as only drinking buddies can. The following morning, one of them wakes up figuring that his head will explode if he gets up. Nevertheless, he gets up and is surprised to find that he feels good; in fact, he feels great.

The phone rings. It's his buddy asking him how he feels.

"I feel great," he says.

His buddy agrees, saying, "I feel great too. You don't have a hangover either?"

"No," he replies. "That jet fuel is great stuff ... no hangover. We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing..."

"What's that?"

"Did you fart yet?"

"Well, don't, cause I'm in Phoenix."
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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2005, 10:29:12 AM »

LMAO  Clapper Thumbs Up
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« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2005, 10:30:41 AM »

good one.

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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2005, 02:21:23 PM »

LMAO!!! Tongue
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