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TRX350_On_The_Rack
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« on: October 03, 2005, 10:59:39 AM »

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire.  We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2005, 11:17:47 AM »

Lmao thats funny
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2005, 10:26:49 PM »

I really like that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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