Meaning of car names

[TRX350_On_The_Rack]

What those car-company names REALLY stand for:

ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

AMC
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW
Bavarian Manure Wagon

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere

EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
Found On Road, Dead
First On Race Day

GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man's Companion

HONDA
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable AND Inexpensive

JEEP
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MUSTANG
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment
or
Old ladies driving slowly making others behind insanely late everyday

PINTO
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB
Sad Attempt At Beauty

SATURN
Sorry about that unusual rattling noise

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

 

[Ida_Mann]

hehehehe, good one, LOVE the honda one.

Id@

ps: ATP = Another Tremendous Performer

[Bigscrb15]

I thought ATP = Another Terrible Product.  lol j/k

[TRX350_On_The_Rack]

I thought ATP = Another Terrible Product.  lol j/k

And then your Karma dropped 

[Bigscrb15]

I thought ATP = Another Terrible Product.  lol j/k

And then your Karma dropped 

Evil Smiter!!!! lol

[Southern4x4]

lol

[~Demon_Boy~]

for FORD my dad told me this "Fix or Repair Daily"   

[Honda328i]

You forgot PONTIAC

Poor ole Neanderthal thinks it's a Cadillac