Did we have children? rated PG-13

[apkkfx400]

THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN
 
A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY HELLO.
 
 
HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM.
 
SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?".
 
 
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN."
 
 
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL AND SAYS "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY AS$ WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY A$S?"
 
 
SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."

[TRX350_On_The_Rack]

Already posted, but funny

[Southern4x4]

LOL

[~Demon_Boy~]

lol ive seen funnier but this was still pretty funny

[bigscrub79]

Thats funny stuff.

[Honda250ex]

THATS MESSED UP

[Honda250ex]

If that was somebody, I think they would take their son out of the class

[2006YFZ450]

LOL......

[o4250]

LOL......