Men's section...

[yunt2ride]

 Ladies, ever notice that most of the movies men watch are full of violence.  I think they are bored when there's a lack of fighting.  

Not all are full of fighting, some are full of porn.

[MuddyGurl101]

My brother and best friend are fighting. I have had other friends that just got home DO TO INJURY. I think they should pull out now that they found no weapons. They are keeping our troops there and Bush hasn't approved any leave time that they all have earned and deserved. They are now there against their will. All my brother wants to do is come home and see the family but he can't do that. They keep telling him to wait and wait and wait!

[Eworm]

My brother and best friend are fighting. I have had other friends that just got home DO TO INJURY. I think they should pull out now that they found no weapons. They are keeping our troops there and Bush hasn't approved any leave time that they all have earned and deserved. They are now there against their will. All my brother wants to do is come home and see the family but he can't do that. They keep telling him to wait and wait and wait!

Muddygirl: I agree with you to a certain extent because I to have several friends and family members over there. But the bottom line is that they did sign up for it and they are grown men. Granted, the reason for being over there can be argued till the end of time, but the reality is that we need them and they need us (the people from Iraq). So we need to do what we need to. They want to be free and we need the oil. So it seems like a fare trade off, do you agree?

[MuddyGurl101]

No. I do agree alittle but The guys signed up knowing they were going to get to come home. My brother hasn't been home in almost 2 years!

[Eworm]

No. I do agree alittle but The guys signed up knowing they were going to get to come home. My brother hasn't been home in almost 2 years!

yup, I agree. They should only be there for a max of 1 year. But you also have to look at the fact that there are only so many troops we have. And again, we need that oil and those people need to free so that we can bargain with the soon to be government and they can, in the long run, prosper.

[Eworm]

By the way, i will not respond anymore. I agree and disagree with you. Lets just hope all of this ends soon. War sucks!!!

[MuddyGurl101]

Lets just hope all of this ends soon. War sucks!!!

I CAN AGREE WITH THAT!  

[klutchbuster400]

uhhhhhhh  im tellin mom  

I KNOW! i would never hire based on appearance.

[TRX350_On_The_Rack]

                     New Lincoln Navigator Story

Two Hunters From Michigan: This is from a radio  program, a true report of a happening in Michigan. A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator for  $42,500 and has $560 monthly payments.  He and a friend go duck hunting  in winter, and of course all the lakes are frozen.  These two guys go out onto  the lake ice with the guns, the dog, the  beer and of course  the new vehicle. Now, they want to make some kind  of a  natural landing area for the ducks, something for  the decoys to  float  on. In order to make a hole large enough to look  like something a  wondering duck would fly down and land on, it is  going to take a  little  more effort than an ice hole drill. So, out of the  back of the new

Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short,  40-second fuse.  Now these two Rocket Scientists do take into consideration that they want to place the stick of  dynamite on the  ice at  a location far from where they (and the new Navigator) are standing.  Nor do they want to take the risk of slipping on  the ice running  from the  burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting  blast.  They light  the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite.  Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle,  beer, the guns, and the dog? Let's talk about the dog: A highly  trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING. Especially  things thrown by the  owner.   You guessed it.  The dog takes off at a high rate  of doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with  the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits  the ice. The two  men  yell, scream, wave their arms in panic and wonder  what to do now.  The dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun  is loaded with #8  shot, hardly big enough to stop a hefty Black Lab.  The dog stops  for a moment, slightly confused, but continues on.  Another shot and  this  time the dog, still standing, becomes really  confused and, of  course, terrified, thinking these two geniuses have gone insane.  The dog takes off to find cover, (with the now  really short fuse burning on the stick of dynamite) and hides under  the  brand new Navigator----BOOM!---- Dog and Navigator  are blown  to bits and sink to the bottom of the lake in a  very large hole,  leaving the two idiots standing there with this "I  can't believe this  happened" look on their faces.  The insurance company assures the Navigator owner  that sinking a vehicle in a lake as the result of  illegal use of  explosives is not covered in his policy. He had yet  to make the first of  those  $560 a month payments!!  

[TRX350_On_The_Rack]

We need a Joke Section

here:
http://www.funnyplumber.com/quicktime.htm

[gery350]

holy crap. i'd  a probablly done something like that as well. man i'm stupid.

[TRX350_On_The_Rack]

FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY LANGUAGE OR SEVERE DISTORTIONS THEREOF:

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?



Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.



A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)



In democracy your vote counts.  In feudalism your Count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.



When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

A midget fortuneteller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one huge shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. Try it!

The best bumper sticker:

POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED ***
FOR THE SAME REASON!!

[MuddyGurl101]

Those are funny!

[gery350]

THATS AWESOME. LOVE THE POLITICIAN ONE.

[Reefer650]

the midget one is hilarius

[TRX350_On_The_Rack]

Why you shouldn't play with fire

http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=149102

[Qdawg76]

That man is luck to be alive after that explosion

[o4250]

Im for making a dude's section [smiley=trophy1.gif]

[klutchbuster400]

me as a dude wudnt mind a men section i think it would be like the internet,it would be dirty and discusting, o and full of empty beer cans, hey wait up i want in on this place