Men's section...

[Da_Mtg_Man]

i kinda agree with grey, but dats wut he thinks so let him b. n its tru wut dirtydeeds says, it wud be kool if we meet sum1 dat lyk the same sport u do. just wish there were young gurls dat like getting dirty like us boyz.   P.S. men rule  lol

Please type like you're supposed too and not like a hoodlum. It's to hard to read.

[Thrasher]

Please type like you're supposed too and not like a hoodlum. It's to hard to read.

chit mang, d0n't j00 n0 dat iz da way 2 git da ladiez!


bleh..

[Da_Mtg_Man]

chit mang, d0n't j00 n0 dat iz da way 2 git da ladiez!


bleh..

Tru dat, Word up my brotha

[Ida_Mann]

yo dawg, you seem down, lets go ride and smoke

someone had to ;-)

Id@

[jjamesbar]

yo dog, its all good. no what i be sayin? got to keep up dat gangsta image.

jeff

[jjamesbar]

Please type like you're supposed too and not like a hoodlum. It's to hard to read.

no kidding, i have to scroll over that talk. remember bumper stumpers post last year. sounded like heehaw. i got tired of rereading them to figure out what the heck she was talking about.

jeff

[TRX350_On_The_Rack]

Let's start the day with some jokes

How many men does it take to please a woman.
Impossible. Once a woman's done b*tching about the men they're all asleep.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

Why did the woman cross the road?
That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

[Bigscrb15]

I knew that was gona be the first reply

I just had to, I know you are not on here just to meet girls(at least I hope not), Im just playing around, welcome to the boards!

[qt314nfla]

Ok, since some of you guys like commenting in the girls room I'm going to take a moment and give you the real answers to your jokes.....

How many men does it take to please a woman.  
Don't know, it's never been done.  A man wouldn't know his way around a woman's libido if you gave him a map or GPS.

How many men does it take to open a beer?  
None. He's usually to darn lazy to get up and get it.

Why do women close their eyes during sex?
Flat out because we're bored, refer to question 1.  

Why did the woman cross the road?  
To get the hell away from you guys.....LOL

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?  
Men know how to charge up a battery.

And we all sing along...."This one's for the girls!"

[budman]

Why don't women fart............























They never keep their mouth shut long enough to build up any back pressure...
Sorry, QT....NOT!!!!

[qt314nfla]

i kinda agree with grey, but dats wut he thinks so let him b. n its tru wut dirtydeeds says, it wud be kool if we meet sum1 dat lyk the same sport u do. just wish there were young gurls dat like getting dirty like us boyz.

I'm proof that there are girls that like getting dirty.  Only problem you might run into is we don't tend to like gangsta talking, pants hanging off your butt w/ your underwear sticking out kind of guys.  Y'all look and sound more like clowns......LOL

[budman]

I'm proof that there are girls that like getting dirty.  Only problem you might run into is we don't tend to like gangsta talking, pants hanging off your butt w/ your underwear sticking out kind of guys.  Y'all look and sound more like clowns......LOL

you only need to read the last word of his post....(boyz...)

[Bigscrb15]

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman



#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

[SkyHighT100]

I 2nd that QT. I like guys that actually talk/write like they have an education that didn't stop in second grade. As for the baggy pants thing.. baggy is good.. hanging off your azz is bad... they make belts for a reason.. use them  

[TRX350_On_The_Rack]

Baggy= When a person tries to hide or compensate for their body  

[Chela]

I'm proof that there are girls that like getting dirty.  Only problem you might run into is we don't tend to like gangsta talking, pants hanging off your butt w/ your underwear sticking out kind of guys.  Y'all look and sound more like clowns......LOL

I couldn't agree more...

[Ida_Mann]

I like to wear baggy pants to hide my enormous bulge.

and they are comfortable  

Id@

ps: someone had to say it.

[CAOSPOP]

ladies gotta tell ya. its a mans world. you girls couldnt handle it. imaginw a woman president, we would be declaring war every 28 days. woman just couldnt handle it. like tom hanks said "THERES NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!"

Not here your on your own with that one dude. Wacth out here comes a plate !!!  [smiley=Ouch.gif]

[CAOSPOP]

I think hes hinting we open AtvFloridaPersonals.com

GOOD TIP

[BCConviber]

Ok, I love the gun jokes...  See how much fun this is? Untill my wife reads this....  

[CAOSPOP]

QT/Ski I must say I do have to agree with you on most of your post. Except on the libido one there dear   . I for my self like to look at both ends of the coin. Some guys can be ronchy as hell and some girls can be too. You can take the girl/guy out of the ghetto but you cant take the ghetto out of the guy/girl. I personally enjoy a woman that can hold her own. At the same time I do candle lit dinners I cook and I "LISTEN". Ive learned that in my short 30 y/o life. As for the ladies lounge as you can see i visit it a lot especiallt on the girls be aware thread. Ive seen women fall victims to a mans B/S to many time I must remind you I have 2 sisters and a daughter and i love them all dearly. They all know how to hold there own and some are more violent than others.(my sisters) I love to see a girl tear some ass when a so called man calls them out of there name or acts un gentlemanly in front of a lady. Just my .02 cents guys sory.

[qt314nfla]

Caospop, I know there are real men out there.  They are few and far between it seems but I have faith that someone somewhere has one of them.  I enjoy the male and female bashing jokes.  They can all be quite humorous.  

As for the girls, I agree.  It's definately a turn on when a man looks and sounds educated.  I mean it would be no fun to hand out and have stimulating conversation w/ myself.  You can leave the other jokes out.  I did, and I'm well aware there are several here waiting to happen.  LOL!

[Bigscrb15]

I think its kinda funny when a thread like this is started and people talk about being educated that everyone makes sure their punctuation and everyting is in the right place and no words are misspelled, lol.

[MuddyGurl101]

You don't do much bashing in here like they do in the girl post....

Okay have to admit that I have all guy friends and the 1 reason why is because they aren't gossipy and you don't have to deal with them screwing you over. So cut the crap and get back to what guys do best!

[budman]

I think its kinda funny when a thread like this is started and people talk about being educated that everyone makes sure their punctuation and everyting is in the right place and no words are misspelled, lol.

I believe your sentence structure is flawed. A compound sentence should not have that many ands, plus you misspelled everything.