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« on: September 14, 2005, 01:09:42 PM »
WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to
shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be ! on your
toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
"Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's
Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you
will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


Oh, and before we forget ...

"Whatever"

...it's a woman's way of saying ......!
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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2005, 04:37:41 PM »
So true Wink
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2005, 04:54:02 PM »
Um yeah that pretty much sums it up.
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2005, 05:41:09 PM »
hits it right on the head!!   Bonk
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2005, 09:43:56 AM »
I thought my wife was the only one who said those things!!!


Just kidding honey..   Kiss  Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Grin
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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2005, 09:50:49 AM »
SEEEEEEE!!!!!!   Embarrassed

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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2005, 10:14:16 AM »
  Work? That's like the pot calling the kettle black! Grin
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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2005, 10:23:03 AM »
Quote from: HillKiller24 on September 15, 2005, 10:14:16 AM
  Work? That's like the pot calling the kettle black! Grin


Man she going to rip you a new one now!  Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2005, 10:55:57 AM »
 Boxer Boxer Boxer BoxerDING DING!! Boxer Boxer Boxer Rolling on the Floor Laughing Rolling on the Floor Laughing Rolling on the Floor Laughing Rolling on the Floor Laughing Laugh Laugh


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« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2005, 11:09:26 AM »
If you make some smackin a promise I'll be right over Tongue
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« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2005, 11:51:30 AM »
hey no flirtin with my wife... after all your her brother in law,,, that would be gross Barf!
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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2005, 07:35:40 AM »
Just tryin to keep it in the family! Grin
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« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2005, 09:21:29 AM »
Im going to be sick,,, Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead
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« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2005, 06:51:50 PM »
I might need to join in just call me part of the family and when I am done you can just call me daddy  lol
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