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« on: May 10, 2005, 09:26:59 AM »

Subject:  How to tell the sex of a fly



How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

JUST TOO CUTE.

This is the cleanest E-mail joke I've come across in a long while!




A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."


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LORD, please keep your arm around my shoulder, and your hand over my mouth. Amen
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