Smart Ass Answers

[CAOSPOP]

 
Smart Ass Answer #4:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....
she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

Smart Ass Answer #3:

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.


Smart Ass Answer #2:
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

AND NOW........FOR THE..........

#1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2005.......................

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand!"

[qt314nfla]

Pretty good.  I got a good laugh.

[LakeMaryKid]

LMAO! Second time i seen it and still maeks me laugh!

[bigscrub79]

LMAO! Thats funny stuff [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

[Quad32x]

Tee  Hee !!

[BIGWORM3699 ( ECP RACING)]

 

[da_mtgs_boss]

Thanks for the laugh!

[CAOSPOP]

Thanks for the laugh!

Glad I could help MAAM I know how things can get.

[MuddyGurl101]

Manny that's gross! Lol  

[96 warrior]

 

[Tomfqno]

Thanks for the laugh that was great!

[CAOSPOP]

Manny that's gross! Lol  

Whats Gross Lindsey ?

"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand!"  

[MuddyGurl101]

Yea that's gross!  

[semperfi13]

LMAO