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Author Topic: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship  (Read 3748 times)
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« on: May 18, 2005, 02:46:58 PM »

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.


SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.  I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.  I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.  Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work wearing only what nature gave me.  Call (
***) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy; I'll be waiting...
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
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GOD PUT ME HERE TO ACCOMPLISH CERTAIN THINGS, I'M SO FAR BEHIND I'LL LIVE FOREVER!!!! 
AND ITS NEVER!!!!
TOO LATE TO START!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2005, 03:01:35 PM »

mans best friend.
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2005, 03:32:10 PM »

LMAO ! It's not just what you're saying it's how you say it.
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2005, 04:24:22 PM »

That's great Grin.  Hopefully she found a home.
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2005, 07:06:42 PM »

I wonder if she's of the working group??  Wink
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GOD PUT ME HERE TO ACCOMPLISH CERTAIN THINGS, I'M SO FAR BEHIND I'LL LIVE FOREVER!!!! 
AND ITS NEVER!!!!
TOO LATE TO START!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2005, 08:16:30 PM »

That was so good I had to share it w/ mom.  We both got a big laugh.  Thanks!
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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2005, 08:22:52 PM »

I wounder if she'll getcha a beer when you ask? [smiley=drink.gif]
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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2005, 08:31:39 PM »

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I wounder if she'll getcha a beer when you ask? [smiley=drink.gif]

It's not the Stroh's dog. It's a lab.  Tape a duck around the neck and you may have a dog that gets you a beer.  Well, either that or throw the beer in the water.
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