DWI - Kentucky style

Only a Kentuckian could think of this .... from the
county where drunk driving is considered a sport,
comes this true story.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar
in Mt.Sterling Ky. After last call the officer noticed
a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could
barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot
for a few minutes, with the officer quie! tly
observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying
his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed
to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a
few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar
and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and
off (it was a fine, dry summer night) -- flicked the
blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked the
horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the
vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and
then remained still for a few more minutes as some
more of the other patron vehicles left.

At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the
parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this
time, now started up the patrol car, put on the
flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and
carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the
breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer
said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be
broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Kentuckian.
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."