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Author Topic: Bubba and Earl (redneck joke)  (Read 1786 times)
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« on: July 11, 2005, 01:05:11 PM »

Bubba and Earl, two rednecks, were in a local Wal-Mart when they
decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.
 
The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and
extra-long spaghetti.
 
Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush. 
 
About a week or so had passed, when the men met back at Wal-Mart...
 
Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied,
"Great, I love spaghetti!"
 
Earl asked Bubba, "How about you? How's the toilet brush?" 
 
"Not so good," replied Bubba. "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2005, 03:50:17 PM »

Ouch!!  LOL  Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2005, 04:04:17 PM »

I got one.What does a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?Someones loesn a trailer.
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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2005, 06:37:57 PM »

 the paper or the corn thing   Tongue
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