Chain letters UUGGHH!!

The Best Chain Letter Ever

Hello, my name is Ricky T and I suffer
from the guilt of not forwarding 50
billion f'ing chain letters sent to me
by people who actually believe
that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-
old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her
forehead will be able to raise enough
money to have it removedbefore her redneck
parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is
going to give you, and everyone to whom
you send "his" email, $1000?

How stupid are we?

"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this
page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a
model I just happen to run into the next day!"

What a bunch of B/S.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns
will come into my house and sodomize me
in my sleep for not continuing a chain
letter that was started
by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this
Country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.

F'em.

If you're going to forward something, at
least send me something mildly amusing.
I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your
closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse
for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from
some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.

I don't f'ing care.

Show a little intelligence and think about
what you're actually contributing to by
sending out these forwards. Chances are,
it's our own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain
letter that's threatening to leave you
shagless or luckless for the rest of your
life, delete it. If it'sfunny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them
feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with
no teeth who has been tied to the ass of
a dead elephant for 27 years and whose
only salvation is the 5 cents per letter
he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know.

Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will
consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

P.S. Send me 15 bucks