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« on: June 09, 2011, 11:39:44 AM »

Got this in an email thought it was funny!!!
Last year I bought my mother-n-law a cemetery plot for CHRISTMAS and this year I didn't get her anything when she ask why I told her you haven't used the present I got you last year Grin the fight started Grin
I was watching TV last night and my wife said whats on TV?I said dust Shocked the fight started Grin
I bumped into another car in town the other day and a midget got out of his car walked up to me and said im not happy Evil I said which one are you the fight started Grin
My wife and I were watching who wants to be a millionaire the other night when I said to her want to make love Kiss she said no I said is that your final answer without looking at me she said yes Angry I said Id like to phone a friend Grin Grin Grin the fight started Grin
My wife told me the other day she wanted something nice and shiny that would go from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds so I bought her a bathroom scale Shocked the fight started Grin


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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2011, 02:08:53 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2011, 06:48:45 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2011, 09:31:34 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2011, 10:24:27 PM »

That is funny!
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2011, 10:52:42 PM »

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