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« on: September 16, 2010, 12:51:22 PM »

One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
 
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
 
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. >"You are on  my list,
 but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here,
So I'll  tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here
Who  weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
Have to  take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
 
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the
Door  to the first room.
 
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving
in,  and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived
In and  surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
 
"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a  good swimmer, and I
 don't think I could do that all day long."
 
The devil led him to the door of the next room..
 
In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.
All he  did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
 
"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would  be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all
day,"  commented Obama.
 
The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill
Clinton,  lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs
Restrained  in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing  what  she does best.
 
Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said,  "Yeah
 man, I can handle this."
 
The devil smiled and said .. . . . .
 
(This is priceless...)
 
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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