The rabbit and the lion.

Down in the jungle, there was a baboon, he was sitting on a log rolling a Joint, when he went to light it, the rabbit came hopping over and said, "hey man" what are you doing!....you should put that down its bad for you! come hop through the forest with me instead....its more fun.

The baboon thought about it and said, your right rabbit, so they went hoping through the forest.

Then they came across the giraffe, he had his head in the tree top cutting up a line of coke, the rabbit and the baboon said, hey man! what are you doing!...thats bad for you! the giraffe thought about it and said the rabbits right, what should I do instead "he asked the rabbit and baboon"...The rabbit said, come hop through the forest with me and the baboon!..its more fun!

So the giraffe, the rabbit, and the baboon went hoping along through the forest...having lots of fun!

Then, they came across the lion, he was getting ready to shoot some heroin!!...so the rabbit says, "hey man, What are you doing"....and the lion smacks the rabbit through the air, the rabbit flys till they cant see him anymore!

The baboon and giraffe say to the lion, "whats wrong with you man!!"...the rabbit is our friend and all he cares about is that we have fun and dont harm ourselves..."why did you do that?"...

The lion says, That stupid rabbit....every time hes on ecstacy all he wants to do is get everyone to hop through the forest with him......

I hope this counts as keeping it clean...lol....if not we can delete it and I apologize.