Welcome,
Guest
. Please
login
or
register
.
Did you miss your
activation email?
1 Hour
1 Day
1 Week
1 Month
Forever
Login with username, password and session length
Home
Help
Search
Calendar
Login
Register
ATV Florida Forum
>
General
>
Open Discussion
>
WHY IS IT.....
Pages: [
1
]
2
All
Go Down
« previous
next »
Print
Author
Topic: WHY IS IT..... (Read 13697 times)
IXIswamperIXI
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: Naples (Golden Gate Estates)
Posts: 1420
Rich men use dollars, Common folks use sense
WHY IS IT.....
«
on:
January 30, 2010, 08:51:11 PM »
Lets here how you guys finish it? I'll start.
Why is it people think because they are drunk its ok to do or say whatever they want because they are "drunk"
Why is it when my wife leaves for a week you realize you really don't have friends to help you do things.
Why is it I am even sitting here writting this LOL
Logged
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Chillinthemost
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: Parrish
Posts: 2179
Git it rag
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #1 on:
January 30, 2010, 09:27:16 PM »
Why is the weather always nice on Monday?
Logged
YFZ FTR B-Open #12
Chillin Jr. FTR Super Pee A #12
digginfool
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: South Florida
Posts: 2560
Finally! ATVFlorida.com is here!
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #2 on:
January 30, 2010, 11:15:53 PM »
Quote from: Chillinthemost on January 30, 2010, 09:27:16 PM
Why is the weather always nice on Monday?
It's funny that you say that. I have absolutely no evidence that it is true but some theories say that all the activity of the work week adds enough heat and moisture into the atmosphere to cause rainy and windy weather on the weekends. Of course, by mid-day Friday, things are ramping down and the weather settles down just in time for Monday. Obviously, it's the equivalent of an old-wives tale but there's enough anectdotal evidence to consider it....
BTW, who's bass fishing this weekend? I'm getting up in the morning, loading up on shiners and heading to the Everglades to see what's what.
Logged
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading". --Thomas Jefferson
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves ... a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
Sleazy_Rider78
Senior Member
Offline
Location: Davie, FL
Posts: 467
Old enough to know better, still too young to care
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #3 on:
January 31, 2010, 12:33:49 AM »
Diggin,
Let me know how you do in the morning. I am thinking of bass fishing this afternoon. I just got finished putting new carpet on the bass boat and replacing the wood on the front deck and floor. I plan on launching out of Holiday Park but haven't gone fishing since late November, back then the fishing was slow. BTW, I am gonna have to bust your chops on using shiners......thats cheating.
«
Last Edit: January 31, 2010, 12:46:38 AM by Sleazy_Rider78
»
Logged
www.myspace.com/mlatcham
Stolen: 2003 Yamaha YZ250F. Moto XXX graphics, Pro Taper handlebars, black Excel rims. Pics of bike in Stolen ATV Watch Forum.
http://www.atvflorida.com/forum/index.php/topic,25023.0.html
250rsith
Full Member
Offline
Location: Ocala
Posts: 224
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #4 on:
January 31, 2010, 12:41:23 AM »
Why is it that you talk about something and somebody just change the subject?
Logged
TRX 250R - #25 (sold)
LT-R450 - #25
Sleazy_Rider78
Senior Member
Offline
Location: Davie, FL
Posts: 467
Old enough to know better, still too young to care
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #5 on:
January 31, 2010, 12:44:56 AM »
Swamper,
Sorry to hijack your thread with my earlier post.
Here's one for you.....why is it that everyone who knows that I drive a pickup truck thinks that I am a moving company? I swear I have helped 3 different people move into new homes in the past 4 months.
Logged
www.myspace.com/mlatcham
Stolen: 2003 Yamaha YZ250F. Moto XXX graphics, Pro Taper handlebars, black Excel rims. Pics of bike in Stolen ATV Watch Forum.
http://www.atvflorida.com/forum/index.php/topic,25023.0.html
IXIswamperIXI
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: Naples (Golden Gate Estates)
Posts: 1420
Rich men use dollars, Common folks use sense
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #6 on:
January 31, 2010, 02:23:43 AM »
Quote from: Sleazy_Rider78 on January 31, 2010, 12:44:56 AM
Swamper,
Sorry to hijack your thread with my earlier post.
Here's one for you.....why is it that everyone who knows that I drive a pickup truck thinks that I am a moving company? I swear I have helped 3 different people move into new homes in the past 4 months.
LOL it's ok ;-)
I like the Monday theroy too :-)
I have another one ... Why is it when my wife is here I can't touch her in bed without sweating my a$$ off but when she is gone I can't sleep. My wife leaves for a week and like some crazy little kid I can't sleep. LOL
Logged
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
IXIswamperIXI
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: Naples (Golden Gate Estates)
Posts: 1420
Rich men use dollars, Common folks use sense
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #7 on:
January 31, 2010, 02:28:32 AM »
LMAO oh boy that came out wrong! I was talking about when you lay down next to someone and let's say your legs are crossed together, then i get real hot for some reason. Thought I should clearify ;-)
Logged
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
digginfool
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: South Florida
Posts: 2560
Finally! ATVFlorida.com is here!
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #8 on:
January 31, 2010, 06:04:06 AM »
No, you got it right. I'm always telling her to get off me. She makes me sweat. Of course, I don't have that problem with my wife though.
Logged
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading". --Thomas Jefferson
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves ... a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
digginfool
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: South Florida
Posts: 2560
Finally! ATVFlorida.com is here!
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #9 on:
January 31, 2010, 06:05:44 AM »
To a purist, yeah, shiners might be cheating but I'm taking my 11 yo boy with me and we want to catch big fish. No easier way to do it than shiners!
Logged
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading". --Thomas Jefferson
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves ... a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
Mudneck
" It's a State of Mind "
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: Loxahatchee FL
Posts: 2700
****FMR****
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #10 on:
January 31, 2010, 08:36:16 AM »
Why is it sometimes when I fart my underwear get wet
Logged
http://mudneck.com/home.html
IXIswamperIXI
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: Naples (Golden Gate Estates)
Posts: 1420
Rich men use dollars, Common folks use sense
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #11 on:
January 31, 2010, 08:45:24 AM »
Quote from: Mudneck on January 31, 2010, 08:36:16 AM
Why is it sometimes when I fart my underwear get wet
that's a shart LOL
Logged
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
digginfool
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: South Florida
Posts: 2560
Finally! ATVFlorida.com is here!
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #12 on:
January 31, 2010, 05:41:32 PM »
Quote from: Sleazy_Rider78 on January 31, 2010, 12:33:49 AM
Diggin,
Let me know how you do in the morning. I am thinking of bass fishing this afternoon. I just got finished putting new carpet on the bass boat and replacing the wood on the front deck and floor. I plan on launching out of Holiday Park but haven't gone fishing since late November, back then the fishing was slow. BTW, I am gonna have to bust your chops on using shiners......thats cheating.
Had a problem with one of the wheels on the trailer so never made it out on the boat but we did hit the canals in the corporate park. Bass were pretty frisky. We were using Jones green worms and Berkley root beer w/blue tail worms. They liked both of them equally. Jumped one that probably went 4-5 lbs but the rest were around 2.
Logged
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading". --Thomas Jefferson
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves ... a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
trx#9
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: NewMembers Girlfriend pleaser!
Posts: 3345
Manager at Seaman's Sausage House and Adult Movies
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #13 on:
January 31, 2010, 07:04:09 PM »
80% Chance of rain this Monday.
Logged
"A SPECIAL THANKS TO MY SPONSORS"
Big Knob racing!, NewMembers Mom!
Sacks Gloryhole at the Little Bar!
Qawd32 Colon massage inc.!
Fuzzy Pickle race team!
Anoriginal
I CRUSH STUPID PEOPLE!!!
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: Still tied to the truck in back yard.
Posts: 1964
Git it Rag!
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #14 on:
February 01, 2010, 01:09:43 PM »
Why is it that, when I go out of town...everyone says they see Chillin's truck at my house?
Logged
One of the penalties for refusing to participte in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. ~ Plato
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
shogun323
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: Clearwater, FL
Posts: 619
Fuzzy Pickles #1 Dancer
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #15 on:
February 01, 2010, 02:02:32 PM »
Why is it that everytime I use the restroom facilities at Sunshine TRX#9 occupies the stall next to me, taps his foot, and reaches under the partition?
Logged
"An armed society is a polite society." ~Robert A. Heinlein
Chillinthemost
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: Parrish
Posts: 2179
Git it rag
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #16 on:
February 01, 2010, 04:00:15 PM »
Quote from: Anoriginal on February 01, 2010, 01:09:43 PM
Why is it that, when I go out of town...everyone says they see Chillin's truck at my house?
just making a deposit
Logged
YFZ FTR B-Open #12
Chillin Jr. FTR Super Pee A #12
Chillinthemost
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: Parrish
Posts: 2179
Git it rag
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #17 on:
February 01, 2010, 04:03:09 PM »
Why is it that my wife thinks its gross when I pee in the shower?
Logged
YFZ FTR B-Open #12
Chillin Jr. FTR Super Pee A #12
Sleazy_Rider78
Senior Member
Offline
Location: Davie, FL
Posts: 467
Old enough to know better, still too young to care
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #18 on:
February 01, 2010, 04:31:07 PM »
Quote from: Chillinthemost on February 01, 2010, 04:03:09 PM
Why is it that my wife thinks its gross when I pee in the shower?
Probably because she is in the shower with you and doesn't enjoy the golden shower!
Logged
www.myspace.com/mlatcham
Stolen: 2003 Yamaha YZ250F. Moto XXX graphics, Pro Taper handlebars, black Excel rims. Pics of bike in Stolen ATV Watch Forum.
http://www.atvflorida.com/forum/index.php/topic,25023.0.html
gery350
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: miami
Posts: 2096
no guts, no glory
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #19 on:
February 01, 2010, 04:42:04 PM »
why is it .....that every freakin place i go i get hounded to donate to haiti.......
flamesuit comes on.
Logged
hey this is klutchbuster350, me and rl400*mostly rl400* made my dad this sig. now lets see how long it takes him to notice lol
hey while im here...........klutchbuster rules!!!!!!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y235/klutchbuster350/gery350_3.gif
MOTOCROSS MAVERICK
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: LARGO, FL
Posts: 1075
RACE LIKE ITS GOING TO BE YOUR LAST RACE!
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #20 on:
February 01, 2010, 04:57:14 PM »
Why is it when I fart my girlfriend thinks its gross, but when the dogs do it its funny?
Logged
http://www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/MOTOMAV/Home.aspx
IXIswamperIXI
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: Naples (Golden Gate Estates)
Posts: 1420
Rich men use dollars, Common folks use sense
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #21 on:
February 01, 2010, 05:09:21 PM »
Quote from: Sleazy_Rider78 on February 01, 2010, 04:31:07 PM
Quote from: Chillinthemost on February 01, 2010, 04:03:09 PM
Why is it that my wife thinks its gross when I pee in the shower?
Probably because she is in the shower with you and doesn't enjoy the golden shower!
LOL
Logged
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
IXIswamperIXI
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: Naples (Golden Gate Estates)
Posts: 1420
Rich men use dollars, Common folks use sense
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #22 on:
February 01, 2010, 05:12:13 PM »
Quote from: MOTOCROSS MAVERICK on February 01, 2010, 04:57:14 PM
Why is it when I fart my girlfriend thinks its gross, but when the dogs do it its funny?
When our dog does its no laughing matter... its hard to belive such a little "PFFT" can fill a room, and clear it.
Logged
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
IXIswamperIXI
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: Naples (Golden Gate Estates)
Posts: 1420
Rich men use dollars, Common folks use sense
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #23 on:
February 01, 2010, 05:16:08 PM »
Wht is it people choose to pull out infrount of me when there is no one insight behind me?!?
Logged
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
trx#9
Supreme Member
Offline
Location: NewMembers Girlfriend pleaser!
Posts: 3345
Manager at Seaman's Sausage House and Adult Movies
Re: WHY IS IT.....
«
Reply #24 on:
February 01, 2010, 06:36:37 PM »
Quote from: shogun323 on February 01, 2010, 02:02:32 PM
Why is it that everytime I use the restroom facilities at Sunshine TRX#9 occupies the stall next to me, taps his foot, and reaches under the partition?
Just being neighborly.
Logged
"A SPECIAL THANKS TO MY SPONSORS"
Big Knob racing!, NewMembers Mom!
Sacks Gloryhole at the Little Bar!
Qawd32 Colon massage inc.!
Fuzzy Pickle race team!
Pages: [
1
]
2
All
Go Up
Print
« previous
next »
Jump to:
Please select a destination:
-----------------------------
Classifieds
-----------------------------
=> For Sale / Wanted
-----------------------------
General
-----------------------------
=> Open Discussion
=> Group Rides & Events
=> Where to Ride?
=> Photo Gallery & Videos
=> Tech Corner
=> Racing Scene
=> Product and Services Reviews
=> ATV Activist
Loading...
