Signs That You're A Drunk

[TRX350_On_The_Rack]

 
1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.

4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.

7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case Coincidence?!?!?

8. Two hands and just one mouth now THAT'S a drinking problem.

9. Every woman you see has an exact twin.

10. You fall off the floor

11. Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

12. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

13. Every night you're beginning to find your neighbours cat more and more attractive

14. I'm not drunk you're just sober!!

15. Roseanne looks good

16. You don't recognise your wife unless seen from the bottom of a glass.

17. That dammned pink elephant followed me home again.

18. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.

19. You've fallen and can't get up.

20. The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.
 

[SkyHighT100]

LMAO. those are pretty damn funny... some of them remind me of some people I know, lol... those are great!

[bigb]

i replaced my blood with alcohol years ago, what's the problem.


oh and my bones are made of metal.

[budman]

I admit it...I am a drunk. I know the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic...alcoholics go to meetings.

[J.D.]

I'm glad someone else saw that elephant .

[Quad32x]

Ok.  Whos  been  watching  me ?