Roads closed next week.... long delays

[big-daddy]

For those of you who might be considering a road trip, be advised: Portions of I-64, I-70, I-29, and I-90 will be closed this next week. Expect long delays along these interstate highways plus major traffic disruptions in Charleston, WV, Louisville, KY, St Louis, MO, Kansas City, MO, and Omaha, NE.
A 500-ton piece of coal is being moved from West Virginia to South Dakota so that Barack H. Obama can be added to Mt Rushmore.

[steveb]

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!