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Last name: _________________ First name: (Check appropriate box) [_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age: ______ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: _____M_____F_____Not sure
Shoe Size: _____Left_____Right
Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician
Spouse's Name_________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: _________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: _________________
Lover's Name: ________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: ___________________
Relationship to spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet
Number of children living in household: _____ Number of children living in shed: _____ Number that are yours: _____
Mother's Name: ___________________ Father's Name: ___________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? ___ Total number of vehicles that you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Where your firearms are kept: [_] truck [_] kitchen [_] bedroom [_] bathroom [_] shed
Model and year of your pickup: _______ 194_
Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [_] No; if no, please explain: _____________________
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: [_] National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest [_] Rifle and Shotgun
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe: [_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not applicable
Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A How many?_____
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road? [_] 200-400 miles [_] over 400 miles [_] what's a miles?
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klutchbuster400
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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2005, 01:48:41 AM » |
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hahahahaaha nice lol, i think its the same in texas
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jwscroll
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2005, 06:26:30 AM » |
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That list must have been made by some godforsaken yankee, who deosn't deserve to breath southern air.
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SkyHighT100
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2005, 07:10:12 AM » |
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Lighten up... it was funny
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dreth
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2005, 07:18:15 AM » |
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Lighten up... it was funny i agree sky
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jwscroll
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2005, 08:11:12 AM » |
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wheelie_boy
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2005, 08:18:30 AM » |
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hahahahaaha nice lol, i think its the same in texas and in some places of west virginia.lol
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2005, 10:15:11 AM » |
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hahahahaaha nice lol, i think its the same in texas and in some places of west virginia.lol you mean all of west virginia.
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2005, 10:03:29 PM » |
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You know the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia........................because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush.
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Life's to short, wear a helmet. Dress for the crash, not for the ride. Ripped off by Brandon George.
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Finally! ATVFlorida.com is here!
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2005, 01:54:52 PM » |
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The bad part is some of my old neighbors probably have a copy of that form in their trailer houses.Except I think it had who was your favorite rassler was on the questionaire.
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Da_Mtg_Man
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2005, 02:06:30 PM » |
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You know the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia........................because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush.
HEY, that's my joke. Here's another. Whats the number 1 pick up line in West Virginia? Nice Tooth. Another, If you're born in W.V. you could never be charged with murder. Everybody has the same DNA strand and there are no dental records to identify the body.
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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2005, 05:07:53 PM » |
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