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« on: August 18, 2009, 10:06:45 PM »

A cowboy  appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have  you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter  asked.

'Well, I can think of one  thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On  a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers,  who were threatening a young woman.
I  directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't  listen.
So,  I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in  his face ....
Kicked  his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the  ground.
I  yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of  you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When  did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
 
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2009, 02:34:35 PM »

okay, that was funny.  I saw bareback and cowboy and thought it was going to be a gay cowboy joke...
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2009, 03:43:54 PM »

okay, that was funny.  I saw bareback and cowboy and thought it was going to be a gay cowboy joke...

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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2009, 04:28:55 PM »

If you saw Bareback theres NO gay about her  Wink
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