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Author Topic: GUTS OR BIG NUTS  (Read 2507 times)
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« on: June 15, 2005, 11:50:24 AM »

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Ba!!s - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."
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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2005, 11:58:41 AM »

the last time i thought i had guts my wife beat me with them and the last time i saw my ba!!s my wife had them hung from her rearview. Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2005, 12:59:25 PM »

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Lmao... thats pretty funny Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2005, 03:30:15 PM »

good one, my are hanging too Grin
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2005, 08:12:33 AM »

lol
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2005, 08:54:08 AM »

hehehehe Grin
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2005, 10:17:18 AM »

Been married for 38 years and have been looking for mine since day 1. Don't know where she put them when she took them away.

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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2005, 11:38:29 AM »

HaHaHa thats pretty funny. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2005, 02:29:09 PM »

Guts is telling my wife I'm goin ridin without her.
Nuts is asking her to wash the bike when I get back.
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« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2005, 01:41:05 PM »

1.Guts is telling youre wife her past doesnt matter

2.Nuts is thinking that  youres doesnt
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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2005, 03:44:55 PM »

1.guts is asking your wife to make you a sandwich.
2. nuts is telling her what shes doin out of the kitchen Grin
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