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stgsali
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Location: Trenton, FL
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Classified Ads
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April 19, 2009, 09:00:42 AM »
Classifieds
These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day...
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
8-years old. Hateful little bastadge. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
And the best one?:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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D33411
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Location: Royal Palm Beach, FL
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Re: Classified Ads
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April 19, 2009, 09:21:06 AM »
Ok...these couldn't have run in the Minneapolis newspaper. I was from MN and there is nooooooo way you could be a nudist in the winter! Things would freeze off. But it is funny as hell. Dawn
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yfz450runner
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Location: deltona
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Re: Classified Ads
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April 19, 2009, 12:43:03 PM »
Very funny!!
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D33411
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Re: Classified Ads
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April 19, 2009, 01:01:20 PM »
Oops...I didn't see this was a child's board. Let me change that to h-e-double toothpicks. Sorry.
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