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« on: February 23, 2009, 04:34:05 PM »

USES FOR COKE!!

#1.
In many states the highway patrol carries
two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from
the highway after a car accident.



#2.
You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke
and it will be gone in two days.


#3.
To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the
toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour,
then flush clean.
The citric acid in Coke removes
stains from vitreous china.



#4.
To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds
Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.



#5.
To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour
a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
away the corrosion.



#6.
To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola
to the rusted bolt for several minutes.



#7.
To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into
the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.

Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix
with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.



#8... To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke
into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run
through a regular cycle.
The Coca-Cola will help loosen
grease stains.
It will also clean road haze from your
windshield.



FOR YOUR INFORMATION:

#1. the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.

It will dissolve a nail in about four days.
Phosphoric
acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major
contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.


#2.
To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the
commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material place
cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.


#3.
The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean
engines of the trucks for about 20 years!
Now the question is, would you like a glass of water?
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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2009, 05:08:08 PM »

Yep, one of the many causes of cancer as well.  Nerd
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009, 06:36:35 PM »

dam im f&$ked
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 06:57:50 PM »

i am so glad i drink mountin dew and captin morgan  and also bud light
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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2009, 08:00:47 PM »

Iam a goner  Sad  I love coke
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2009, 10:19:04 PM »

holy crap! im amazed i havent dissolved yet. i drink way too much coke. maybe ill start drinking more mountain dew  Wink. i had about 20 dews in the last 24 hours. went camping/riding. im screwed. my bones are gonna crap out and im gonna have cancer soon.
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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2009, 10:57:21 PM »

i'll still drink it.  I saw the myth busters with all the uses.  Just think of it on your teeth though.  Dr. Pepper is better anyways lol  I want to test out the nail one.  Is that a construction nail or like a finger or toe nail?
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2009, 11:07:00 PM »

You guys are gullible...

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/acid.asp

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/tooth.asp

The least you could do is a little research before you get sucked in.
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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2009, 03:05:08 AM »

You guys are gullible...

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/acid.asp

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/tooth.asp

The least you could do is a little research before you get sucked in.
This message has been sponsored by coke... Wink







I like how snopes website has advertising on it, they just couldn't stay neutral. Angry
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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2009, 08:46:19 AM »

Awe man, I opened this thread thinking it was about posting up your favorite booze.
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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2009, 10:42:54 AM »

holy crap! im amazed i havent dissolved yet. i drink way too much coke. maybe ill start drinking more mountain dew  Wink. i had about 20 dews in the last 24 hours. went camping/riding. im screwed. my bones are gonna crap out and im gonna have cancer soon.

Moutain Dew is the worst thing for your teeth.  It rots them faster than anything.
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2009, 10:49:40 AM »

ive been drinking it like a dew-aholic for many years and i have almost perfect teeth. the dentist was suprised that they were so good the other day when i went. everything is bad for you if you dont brush your teeth. take care of them and theyll be fine.

EDIT: i just realized that i am drinking a mountain dew right now, lol.
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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2009, 11:43:55 AM »

Awe man, I opened this thread thinking it was about posting up your favorite booze.


LOL
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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2009, 07:37:25 PM »

ive been drinking it like a dew-aholic for many years and i have almost perfect teeth. the dentist was suprised that they were so good the other day when i went. everything is bad for you if you dont brush your teeth. take care of them and theyll be fine.

EDIT: i just realized that i am drinking a mountain dew right now, lol.
Your what 18 years old, just give it a little time. Wink
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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2009, 07:58:24 PM »

I use diet pepsi with my crown.
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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2009, 10:43:41 PM »

i am so glad i drink mountin dew and captin morgan  and also bud light

You should try drinking Round-Up mixed with Bleach. I hear it's wonderful.
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« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2009, 06:41:48 PM »

i am so glad i drink mountin dew and captin morgan  and also bud light

You should try drinking Round-Up mixed with Bleach. I hear it's wonderful.



u should hold your breath  because u are takeing up way to much air from people who need it
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« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2009, 09:32:02 PM »

What a shame. Your head is the size of a five gallon bucket...and empty.
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« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2009, 09:45:02 PM »

i take that as compliment      u must have talked to    girls i been with Kiss   big as  5 gallon bucket   lol  i really like that   Wink
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« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2009, 11:45:38 PM »

I use diet pepsi with my crown.

Now diet soda is what will cause cancer.  Aspartame is terrible stuff.
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« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2009, 01:17:04 PM »

whats worse monster or coke??? i drink so much monster its not good
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