DNC Agenda

The 2008 DNC promises change. Here's the schedule and agenda for the opening night of the Democratic National Convention. It's going to be so much fun I just can't wait.

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning

7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 P.M. How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:35 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9:00 P.M. SaddA.M. Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Collection for the OsA.M.a Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15 P.M. Free the Freedom Fighters from GuantanA.M.o Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 P.M. Oval Office Affairs - WilliA.M. Jefferson Clinton

11:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 P.M. How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers -
Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 A.M. 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore

12:25 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 A.M. Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 A.M. Nomination of Barrack Hussan ObA.M.a by Nancy Pelosi

12:50 A.M. Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of The
; Great Satan', 'W' Bush

12:50 A.M. Hillary proposes a toast to our millions of new Illegal
Alien voters

1:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the
Republican party.

1:05 A.M. Coronation of Barrack Hussan ObA.M.a

1:30 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 A.M. Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home