A black guy
Walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check He marched
Straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
Welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind
The counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening
From a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his
Beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008
Mercedes-Benz
, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the
Long hour s, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the
Daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to
Say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her
Sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong
Sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV,
Stereo, bar, etc. Located above the garage, will be designated for your
Sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plain
Wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me!
The social worker said,
' Yeah, well . . You started it.'
