how to be a ricer

[kfx400rob]

lol

http://havingafit.blogspot.com/2007_04_01_archive.html

[wheelie_boy]

 ROFLFMAO!!!!!!!

Thats the funniest stuff ive ever seen! 

I love the part in the second video where the guy does the donut drives off and the only car on the street was an unmarked cop car. lmao
Thanks for the link!

[bignickwaite]

wow ... thats funny ... im glad i dont own one. but i wish i got the gas mileage

[Miami450R]

you can own one without being a ricer lol.



i have an accord.
im guilty for the lowering part . but thats it. lol.

[backwoods boy]

wow a couple years ago when i first got my license i woulda swore up and down i would never drive anything but a truck that was also while gas was a whopping 1.25 a gallon
now im driven a 4 cyl 'ricer' cause my 'american truck' [prolly made in taiwan] was using a $100+ a week in gas soooo.... i guess im the 1st sentra specv w/ a camoed interior 

[gearhead400]

Hilarious, but who in their right mind would of put a subaru 2.5 RS with exhaust in the ricer catagory?! Otherwise, everything else qualifies.

Umm, i know this makes me SOUND like a ricer, BUT the video with the guy racing the teal, girly colored bmw. That was a 99 gsx, 16g turbo and supporting mods, Too bad he didnt beef up the internals before he threw massive boost to the cylinders. Bye bye engine. The music muffled it so i figured i'd give the story. Dude got ripped on baaaaad on the DSM forums. I think his tranny might of gone too causing him to over rev and throw a rod..dont remember, i just know he was a dumbass.

[~Demon_Boy250X~]

I like the 2nd video where the guy sits on the hood of his truck while its moving jumps off and truck hits a pole. 1:31 i think lol

[predatorracer8]

Hilarious, but who in their right mind would of put a subaru 2.5 RS with exhaust in the ricer catagory?! Otherwise, everything else qualifies.

Umm, i know this makes me SOUND like a ricer, BUT the video with the guy racing the teal, girly colored bmw. That was a 99 gsx, 16g turbo and supporting mods, Too bad he didnt beef up the internals before he threw massive boost to the cylinders. Bye bye engine. The music muffled it so i figured i'd give the story. Dude got ripped on baaaaad on the DSM forums. I think his tranny might of gone too causing him to over rev and throw a rod..dont remember, i just know he was a dumbass.

ya i dont think subaru is a "ricer" more like Badass, STI are fast

[sykolincoln]

There is no greater sign of greatness in the import world. If you live in the U.S., tagging your Acura as a Honda gives you the BIGGEST thingy on the block! You see, in Japan, Acuras are Hondas.
+ a billion Horse Power



A BILLION HORSE POWER!

[kfx400rob]

Subaru's may be fast, but they still qualify as ricer in my book if they have an exhaust. they just sound horrible, all the imports do...   

[Alba450]

Subaru's may be fast, but they still qualify as ricer in my book if they have an exhaust. they just sound horrible, all the imports do...   

The imports your thinking about is VTEC's,Scubi's,Skeetles,Nissan's.....

But the REAL imports are Porsche's,VW's,BMW's, Audi's......Were not gunna get into Pasta rockets

[kfx400rob]

Subaru's may be fast, but they still qualify as ricer in my book if they have an exhaust. they just sound horrible, all the imports do...   

The imports your thinking about is VTEC's,Scubi's,Skeetles,Nissan's.....

But the REAL imports are Porsche's,VW's,BMW's, Audi's......Were not gunna get into Pasta rockets

the "REAL" impots still look and sound just as gay, just with a bigger pricetag. and i wouldnt classify a vw any different than a honda.

[Chevy1500z71]

those high end ricers will still get dusted by a z06 vett so why pay more for a car that sounds like a dying moose with an exhaust?

... if you haven't noticed i hat foreign cars with a passion

[kfx400rob]

so let me get this straight, your honda has 1.6 liters, where as my mountain dew has 2?  lol

[YELLOW RR]

Subaru's may be fast, but they still qualify as ricer in my book if they have an exhaust. they just sound horrible, all the imports do...   

The imports your thinking about is VTEC's,Scubi's,Skeetles,Nissan's.....

But the REAL imports are Porsche's,VW's,BMW's, Audi's......Were not gunna get into Pasta rockets

the "REAL" impots still look and sound just as gay, just with a bigger pricetag. and i wouldnt classify a vw any different than a honda.

Ill take my rice pork fried

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T-zLdxAO-8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct36IUKaP5w&feature=related

watch the 2nd race>>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGQIXhLDkTo

I had an 88 crx, was damn good on gas, but sh. itty at getting my quad to the track. I  now drive a 2004 Ram.

[gearhead400]

Subaru's may be fast, but they still qualify as ricer in my book if they have an exhaust. they just sound horrible, all the imports do...   

*GAAAAAAAASP* have you never heard an STi with a nice exhaust system?!??!! thats like...thats like...i dont know just as sexy as a Cobra with a borla setup. Headers are different lengths causing it to purr like no other.

[kfx400rob]

Subaru's may be fast, but they still qualify as ricer in my book if they have an exhaust. they just sound horrible, all the imports do...   

*GAAAAAAAASP* have you never heard an STi with a nice exhaust system?!??!! thats like...thats like...i dont know just as sexy as a Cobra with a borla setup. Headers are different lengths causing it to purr like no other.

they sound gay, and borlas sound like sh*t also.

[Anoriginal]

All Ricers ever did was get in the way in the staging lanes at the  drag strip and play crappy music. Then, they'd drive through the water box with street tires and drip water out to 300' while on their way to a blistering 15 - 16 second pass.

Dorks.

[Ida_Mann]

All Ricers ever did was get in the way in the staging lanes at the  drag strip and play crappy music. Then, they'd drive through the water box with street tires and drip water out to 300' while on their way to a blistering 15 - 16 second pass.

Dorks.

hey, don't make fun of my passes, I was averaging 14-15 in my truck last time I went ;-)

but I did know enough to stay out of the water cause it wasn't gonna do me any good.

Id@

[Chevy1500z71]

14-15 quarter realy aint that bad guys? 90% of those true ricers run like 19s lol

and borla is about the worse sounding exhaust i cna posibly thing of. if aint a v8 or a diesel its gay in my book.

[Alba450]

14-15 quarter realy aint that bad guys? 90% of those true ricers run like 19s lol

and borla is about the worse sounding exhaust i cna posibly thing of. if aint a v8 or a diesel its gay in my book.

Why dont you go down to fixxfest or to Sebring this weekend.  They can get over 2,000HP out of a 4-Cylinder can a Dodge Neon/STR4 so that?

Sad knowing your soo narrow minded

[kfx400rob]

14-15 quarter realy aint that bad guys? 90% of those true ricers run like 19s lol

and borla is about the worse sounding exhaust i cna posibly thing of. if aint a v8 or a diesel its gay in my book.

Why dont you go down to fixxfest or to Sebring this weekend.  They can get over 2,000HP out of a 4-Cylinder can a Dodge Neon/STR4 so that?

Sad knowing your soo narrow minded

thats great that a max effort extremely high budget car can achieve that, average guys dont get that kind of power out of 4 bangers. and i have a hard time believing 2000 hp out of anything without a dyno sheet, got one or a link to one? id really like to see, not being sarcastic.

[Chevy1500z71]

14-15 quarter really aint that bad guys? 90% of those true ricers run like 19s lol

and borla is about the worse sounding exhaust i cna posibly thing of. if aint a v8 or a diesel its gay in my book.

Why don't you go down to fixxfest or to Sebring this weekend.  They can get over 2,000HP out of a 4-Cylinder can a Dodge Neon/STR4 so that?

Sad knowing your soo narrow minded

I'm talking about the average ricer, u know that one guy in the teal neon who passes you casually with the pedal to the floor and then throws his 4 ways on, or that guy who it driving beside you makes eye contact in his civic and drops it down 2 gears while its still struggling so you put the hammer down and walk by him like hes standing still...

I'm not narrow minded i am just extremely mechanical inclined and know ALOT about all sorts of engines and i have a preference for v8s, there is nothing more badass than a big block Chevy regardless if it makes less hp per cubic inch, get what I'm saying. for whatever fast ricer there is a even more badass American car that can blow its doors off so no mater how you want to look at it or sugar coat it,  the fact that i prefer a v8 isn't narrow minded its a preference

and are you the kid who got baned for being a post sleeper like 2 years ago? not bashign i was just wondering, i could be wrong...

there is a such thing as to open minded, you gotta have a preference for something man, stand up for what you like dont just go with whatever is cool right now...

[backwoods boy]

im partial to american V-8's theres nothing i love more than a nice lookin camaro or stang [except a dually 350 with a nice lift] but ricers are fun to drive to if you get a decent one btw i HATE bodykits makes em uglier than a minivan

[SWAMP_DONKEY]

im partial to american V-8's theres nothing i love more than a nice lookin camaro or stang [except a dually 350 with a nice lift] but ricers are fun to drive to if you get a decent one btw i HATE bodykits makes em uglier than a minivan

 There ya go...I gotsa MUSTANG ready for the strip if ya got the cash