Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,
'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: ..... Cost - $29.99
Clinton : ...... Cost - $29.99
Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : .... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : ..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : ..... Bill is a Crap artist.
Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : .... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : ..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : ..... Let's not go there.
Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : .... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : ..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: .... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : ..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : .... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing -
