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« on: December 31, 2007, 05:17:16 PM »

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

 

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun does n't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2007, 05:23:30 PM »

Lol I like #1
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2008, 11:09:10 AM »

Lol I like #1

me too!

all of them are good.
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2008, 10:34:54 PM »

LOL!!! Great top 10/ Thanks for posting!!!
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2008, 12:27:06 PM »

love that number 8 and 1
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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2008, 02:53:35 PM »

thats awesome lmfao Cheesy
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