Little Johnny Joke

Little Johnny joke

In grade school class one day, the teacher asked the kids what she had in her pockets.
She told them she would put her hands in her pocket and feel the items to describe them, then the kids could guess.
In her left pocket, she described it as round, smooth, and with a stem.
One girl raised her hand and guessed it was an apple.
The teacher said no, but I like the way you're thinking.
Then a little boy raised his hand and guessed a grape, the teacher said very good.

Then she described what was in her right pocket.
It was round on one end, heart shaped on the other. Was a little bumpy and fuzzy.
One little boy raised his hand and guessed a peach.
The teacher said no but I like the way you're thinking.
Then a little girl raised her hand and guessed a strawberry, the teacher said very good.

All this time little Johnny is waving his hand franticly from the back of the room, but the teacher knew better than to call upon him.
So little Johnny yelled out that he liked this game and wanted to play.
He would tell the class about the object in his pocket.
The teacher told him he better keep this clean or he would be off to the principle's office.
He agreed and started, it was round, about an inch in diameter, and with a head on one end.
The teacher yelled at him that he promissed to keep it clean.
Then little Johnny yelled back, but it's only a nickle, but I like the way you're thinking.