testicles black

[GrizzlyGator]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult
four hour, surgical procedure.  A young, student nurse appears to give
him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
the covers.  She raises his  gown, holds his member in one hand and his
testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.  Then, she takes a close
look and says,  "There's nothing wrong with  them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,
very  closely...A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?