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trey82
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Well, my wife is cheating on me
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October 22, 2007, 08:14:20 PM »
I don't have alot of friends or anyone to talk to, seems like theres alot of nice people on this site that I'd like to maybe meet one day on the trail. So lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my 4 wheeler. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my bike, I see something that I just can't believe. The rear sprocket is already worn and hooked but the chain looks OK. Do you think I should change just the sprocket or the chain and sprocket?
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1FasterBlaster
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Re: Well, my wife is cheating on me
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October 22, 2007, 08:19:15 PM »
Always change both. Why try to ride with anyone...I mean anything, already worn out or possibly corrupted by the other.
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yfz450runner
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October 22, 2007, 08:22:07 PM »
funny!!!!!!!!!!
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MoNsTeR mUdDeR
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October 22, 2007, 08:24:51 PM »
thats great
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October 22, 2007, 08:27:55 PM »
Dump the wife, get another ATV to replace the time you would have otherwise given to the wife.
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qt314nfla
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October 22, 2007, 08:30:16 PM »
Load your quad and come join us for a group ride at the Motoplex this weekend. There's a thread on here as well as on floridaatv.com. Should be a good crew and at the very least I can guarantee a drunken time once the riding is done. You'll meet plenty of ppl to entertain your spare time.
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trey82
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Re: Well, my wife is cheating on me
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October 22, 2007, 08:34:56 PM »
I can't take credit for this joke, I found it on another ATV forum, thought you all would enjoy it.
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October 22, 2007, 08:36:32 PM »
thanks for sharing
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Re: Well, my wife is cheating on me
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October 22, 2007, 09:15:32 PM »
dang I'm sorry for the bad ending there.
I must admit, ya got me, I was feelin down there for another member in marital troubles cause I hate to see anyone going through it,,,,,ahhhh ya got me.
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October 22, 2007, 09:24:07 PM »
haha thats a good one!
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October 22, 2007, 09:27:44 PM »
ya got me. i'm w/ ida. i was feeling bad for ya.
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1FasterBlaster
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October 22, 2007, 09:39:39 PM »
I'm feeling bad. I'm sleeping with another woman and so is my Wife.What should I do?
And I don't have a quad yet to go riding.
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October 22, 2007, 09:39:39 PM »
haha, i love this. it has been quite a while since posted..... just long enough to sucker everyone into it. I was feelin bad for you, until the last sentence and I was like "Doh! I fell for it again"
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October 22, 2007, 09:40:41 PM »
Wow I thought someone had it in for ya.
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October 22, 2007, 09:51:47 PM »
excellent!
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October 22, 2007, 10:03:42 PM »
You got me. I had to reread it, I was like WTF!! wheres the end?
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October 22, 2007, 10:18:08 PM »
lfao!!excellent!! totally bummed!!
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October 22, 2007, 11:07:38 PM »
damn it.....lol
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October 22, 2007, 11:15:35 PM »
hahahahah
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October 22, 2007, 11:28:44 PM »
thats really funny.
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October 23, 2007, 08:30:59 AM »
Too funny......you had me Pis%ed off at the BE-A-Tch...ha ha ha
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Re: Well, my wife is cheating on me
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October 23, 2007, 09:20:12 AM »
Thats funny as hell. I just read it to the guys at work and they said it sounds like something i would do... good one!!
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October 23, 2007, 10:25:40 AM »
Nice!!! You had me freakin out and ready to start discussing stopping power of different calibers!!!!!!!
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