Smart answer to a dumb question

[NYRAPTOR]

Katie Couric, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked:
'What do you feel when you shoot a Terrorist?'

The Marine shrugged and replied,
'A slight recoil.'

[sparkplug01]

Thats a good answer.Then he should have asked her how she felt when the trade center fell?

[Da_Mtg_Man]

I got this from another site

A United States Marine was attending some college courses
 between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and
 Afghanistan
 One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a
 member of the ACLU.
 
 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He
 looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then
 I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
 Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am,
 God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes
 when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor,
 and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor
 was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there,
 silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat
 there looking on in silence.
 
 The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at
 the Marine and asked, 'What the hell is the matter with you?
 Why did you do that?'
 
 The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
 America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid sh!t
 and act like an a$$hole. So, He sent me.'

[NYRAPTOR]

that is awesome mike. i got that one in an e-mail also.

[Ida_Mann]

 

[MOTOCROSS MAVERICK]

good stuff! 

[trx#9]

 There's another part of the story I've seen that says the soldier serving 6 months in jail and was ejected from the marines. For assault and battery.