If dogs could talk

[buzzardman]

I think my Coon Hound today was saying "Hey Clay, I really just don't wanna live with you any more".  At least that's what I interpreted when I came home and found the trash scattered throughout the house and a nice smelly big pile of poo right on my bed!  And sure enough, he doesn't live here any more.  My 9 yr old is pretty upset but he crossed the line on my bed.  I've dealt with the trash issue for years, but I have rules about anything pooping in my bed. 
He lasted about 10 minutes on craigslist and then he was gone.

He was a rescue dog we got about 4 yrs ago.  And I have to say, rescue dogs are about like divorced women, there is always some mental problem that got them there. 

Let the hate replies begin.   

[UncleRico]

I just came across this ad on CraigsList:


"Free to a good home. One slightly used father. He answers to the name "Clay". He's house trained for the most part and would make a great housemate for people who don't have any pets. I've had him for 9 years now, and I have to give him up due to "extenuating circumstances". "


Sounds like it could be your son. I'm working to confirm.

[renmus]

Is Vick coming to the house to pick the dog up himself or sending a representative?

[Young Gun]

MEANIE BO BEANIE!

[buzzardman]

I was being very caring towards the dog by simply getting rid of him.  My very first instinct after scooping sh$t out of my bed was to give him a serious case of lead poisoning in the back yard.

[WickedBanshee]

LMAO    that was great ....wish i could have been there to see that !

[GrizzlyGator]

I think if dogs could talk they wouldn't get as many farts blammed on them! 

[UncleRico]

I was being very caring towards the dog by simply getting rid of him.  My very first instinct after scooping sh$t out of my bed was to give him a serious case of lead poisoning in the back yard.

Oh, I had no idea you were Chinese.

[Ida_Mann]

I had the same situation with a cat about 7 years ago,,,,this cat was good for a year before he started pissing everywhere,,,,he finally started hitting my side of the bed only,,,not my now-ex-wifes.

I tollorated it once, then the second time I found the cat, grabbed it by the back of the neck and tossed him out the front door.

for those who know Orlando, I lived off Delaney near the corner of Orange Ave. and Michigan, and about a year later I saw that cat hanging out at the McDonalds right there,,,,I called his name and he looked at me then started coming close, so I took off ;-)

Id@

[Anoriginal]

Cats are tangible evidence of evil.

[blupits04]

I had the same situation with a cat about 7 years ago,,,,this cat was good for a year before he started pissing everywhere,,,,he finally started hitting my side of the bed only,,,not my now-ex-wifes.

You sure it was the cat?


I hate cats!

[GrizzlyGator]

let me guess here...hmmmm. if dogs could talk......THEY'D ALL BE PITBULLS!!! HAHAHA!!  WHOOOO

[blupits04]

let me guess here...hmmmm. if dogs could talk......THEY'D ALL BE PITBULLS!!! HAHAHA!!  WHOOOO

LOL no there's already enough slobbering big mouths that can talk we don't need anymore