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buzzardman
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If dogs could talk
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October 16, 2007, 07:38:09 PM »
I think my Coon Hound today was saying "Hey Clay, I really just don't wanna live with you any more". At least that's what I interpreted when I came home and found the trash scattered throughout the house and a nice smelly big pile of poo right on my bed! And sure enough, he doesn't live here any more. My 9 yr old is pretty upset but he crossed the line on my bed. I've dealt with the trash issue for years, but I have rules about anything pooping in my bed.
He lasted about 10 minutes on craigslist and then he was gone.
He was a rescue dog we got about 4 yrs ago. And I have to say, rescue dogs are about like divorced women, there is always some mental problem that got them there.
Let the hate replies begin.
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UncleRico
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October 16, 2007, 08:00:47 PM »
I just came across this ad on CraigsList:
"Free to a good home. One slightly used father. He answers to the name "Clay". He's house trained for the most part and would make a great housemate for people who don't have any pets. I've had him for 9 years now, and I have to give him up due to "extenuating circumstances". "
Sounds like it could be your son. I'm working to confirm.
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October 16, 2007, 08:05:09 PM »
Is Vick coming to the house to pick the dog up himself or sending a representative?
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October 16, 2007, 08:09:05 PM »
MEANIE BO BEANIE!
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Re: If dogs could talk
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October 16, 2007, 09:21:08 PM »
I was being very caring towards the dog by simply getting rid of him. My very first instinct after scooping sh$t out of my bed was to give him a serious case of lead poisoning in the back yard.
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October 17, 2007, 04:15:17 AM »
LMAO that was great ....wish i could have been there to see that !
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October 17, 2007, 07:04:45 AM »
I think if dogs could talk they wouldn't get as many farts blammed on them!
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UncleRico
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October 17, 2007, 07:50:56 AM »
Quote from: buzzardman on October 16, 2007, 09:21:08 PM
I was being very caring towards the dog by simply getting rid of him. My very first instinct after scooping sh$t out of my bed was to give him a serious case of lead poisoning in the back yard.
Oh, I had no idea you were Chinese.
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Re: If dogs could talk
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October 17, 2007, 08:01:49 AM »
I had the same situation with a cat about 7 years ago,,,,this cat was good for a year before he started pissing everywhere,,,,he finally started hitting my side of the bed only,,,not my now-ex-wifes.
I tollorated it once, then the second time I found the cat, grabbed it by the back of the neck and tossed him out the front door.
for those who know Orlando, I lived off Delaney near the corner of Orange Ave. and Michigan, and about a year later I saw that cat hanging out at the McDonalds right there,,,,I called his name and he looked at me then started coming close, so I took off ;-)
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Cats are tangible evidence of evil.
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Quote from: Ida_Mann on October 17, 2007, 08:01:49 AM
I had the same situation with a cat about 7 years ago,,,,this cat was good for a year before he started pissing everywhere,,,,he finally started hitting my side of the bed only,,,not my now-ex-wifes.
You sure it was the cat?
I hate cats!
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October 17, 2007, 11:05:20 AM »
let me guess here...hmmmm. if dogs could talk......
THEY'D ALL BE PITBULLS!!! HAHAHA!!
WHOOOO
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October 17, 2007, 02:10:46 PM »
Quote from: Can-AmGator on October 17, 2007, 11:05:20 AM
let me guess here...hmmmm. if dogs could talk......
THEY'D ALL BE PITBULLS!!! HAHAHA!!
WHOOOO
LOL no there's already enough slobbering big mouths that can talk we don't need anymore
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