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« on: July 17, 2007, 11:29:28 PM »

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to 

the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing  welfare. 

I'd really rather have a job."
 

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a 

chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. 

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your 

clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be 

expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to 

satisfy her personal urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment 

above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
 

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
 

 The social worker says, "Yeah, well...you started it."
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« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2007, 11:36:54 PM »

lol, that is good
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2007, 09:39:00 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2007, 03:58:40 PM »

pretty darn funny
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