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cutngrs
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PUT UP $$$ OR SHUT THE HELL UP
this is a good one
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July 17, 2007, 11:29:28 PM »
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to
the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy her personal urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment
above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well...you started it."
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Bigscrb15
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Re: this is a good one
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July 17, 2007, 11:36:54 PM »
lol, that is good
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badrap
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Re: this is a good one
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August 02, 2007, 03:58:40 PM »
pretty darn funny
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