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« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2007, 07:30:39 PM » |
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More confused than a dog tryin to burry his sh*t on a frozen lake
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Black wheels, plastics, some shiny chrome pieces. Left over dirt from last year, handle bars.
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« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2007, 07:31:06 PM » |
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More confused than a dog tryin to burry his sh*t on a frozen lake
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« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2007, 10:37:58 PM » |
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HAHA That one's pretty funny Fred. When we going riding?
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« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2007, 10:40:10 PM » |
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DAMN I never thought it could get this far. Thanks for the laughs. I know I could use some of these with my customers at work.  |
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« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2007, 10:50:51 AM » |
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Finer than a frogs hair split 7 ways
Don't let that bulldog mouth overload your chihuahua a$$.
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« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2007, 11:38:59 AM » |
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Ok... four come to mind...three of them are PG rated...(bonus points for naming all four movies).
"Crazier than a sh*thouse rat"
"Ya can't ride two horses with one a**" (This one specifically applies to us, as we have 3 quads, 2 dirt bikes and 3 street bikes)
"Well I been to a picnic, a world's fair and a rodeo, and if that ain't the STUPIDEST thing I ever heard over a set o' headphones..."
"You use your tongue purdier than a twenny-dollar wh*re"
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Shut up and hang on.
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« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2007, 11:55:39 AM » |
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My cow died last night so I dont need your bull.
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[><]Southern by the grace of God[><]
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« Reply #32 on: July 18, 2007, 04:03:58 PM » |
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"You use your tongue purdier than a twenny-dollar wh*re"
HAHAHAHA Blazing Saddles(SP)
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« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2007, 10:14:34 PM » |
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Happier than a pig in mud (or sh*t, for the older crowd)
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« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2007, 08:58:16 AM » |
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how about..........sh*t fire!
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« Reply #35 on: July 20, 2007, 01:28:37 PM » |
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She's almost as pretty as my sister mom!  |
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« Reply #36 on: July 20, 2007, 01:58:05 PM » |
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She so pretty I'd crawl through 5 miles of broken glass just to drink her bath water.
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« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2007, 06:27:59 AM » |
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Yewwww damn it MAN  |
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« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2007, 07:38:17 AM » |
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if someone asks you a stupid question, answer them with this,
"Does a one legged duck swim in circles?"
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« Reply #39 on: July 21, 2007, 04:29:45 PM » |
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if someone asks you a stupid question, answer them with this,
"Does a one legged duck swim in circles?"
of course it does |
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FRANKIE#13 - SUZUKI 400
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« Reply #40 on: July 24, 2007, 11:11:40 PM » |
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if someone asks you a stupid question, answer them with this,
"Does a one legged duck swim in circles?"
of course it does He might, but he walks really funny! Picture it. |
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« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2007, 06:55:14 PM » |
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Shut UP! you TICK TURD...
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« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2007, 07:25:28 PM » |
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BUFORD T. JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2007, 09:47:03 PM » |
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DADDY, Look at that big alligator..... Oooomph, That reminds me, I gotta call your mama tonight.  |
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« Reply #44 on: July 28, 2007, 10:03:04 PM » |
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I think I just went 10-100
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[><]Southern by the grace of God[><]
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« Reply #45 on: July 28, 2007, 10:08:10 PM » |
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When leaving work: "I'm gonna make like a baby and HEAD OUT"
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« Reply #46 on: July 28, 2007, 10:12:54 PM » |
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You's mamma is so fat that when she rides in the elevator and pushes the button to go up, she goes down.
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« Reply #47 on: July 28, 2007, 10:15:45 PM » |
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Bubba's life ambition is deciding whether to take the hoods off the cars sitting on blocks in the yard or leave them on.
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« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2007, 10:19:21 PM » |
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Pigs get fat, and hogs get slaughtered.
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« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2007, 05:51:37 PM » |
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This guy goes to the store and asks for a "cousin art" coffee maker.
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LORD, please keep your arm around my shoulder, and your hand over my mouth. Amen
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