So whats the story...

[Young Gun]

Whats going on with fireworks this year.  They always say they are outlawed yet I see tents everywhere.  Is this year going to be any different.

Also post up any pictures of your stash.  We havent gone shoppin yet.

[#32YammiMan]

here is a picture of whats in my back yard.....

[snowmanzz13]

hey reb, you need to go shopping soon!!! lol and cornrow, how much and where?!?!? lol

basically what i have from last year





i love this one, FLAMING BALLS!! lol

[Young Gun]

Does that say 3.95? They usually charge more like 19.95 for those around here at local tents lol.  We were thinking of heading over to the other coast to hit up Phantom Fireworks in Cocoa Florida.  But thats about a 3 1/2 hour drive.  Or go to a small fireworks business called Patriotic Fireworks in Hudson Florida, its next to Stop N Play.  Ive been in Patriotic Fireworks once and it didnt look to bad and prices werent bad on the wallet either.

[UncleRico]

You need to hook up with Fox 17..he's a "man who can get things".

He hooked me up with a massive amount of illegal fireworks last year at a really good price. My best friend blew three of his fingers off. I was awesome. Best 4th of July ever.

Anyway, he's over near Cocoa. He's the man to see.

[snowmanzz13]

yup 3.95, but thats still a mini artillery but does about the same as the big ones, i wish i would have bought more at that price because they were buy 2 get 1, gotta love out of state fireworks stores lol, we hit south of the border which i think is in south carolina, and that was right after last years 4th

[snowmanzz13]

well i started a summer job so can get a massive amount of illegal fireworks for next years 4th or maybe new years, who knows?

[SWAMP_DONKEY]

Everyone please be careful this year on the 4th. A very good friend of mine Lost his Left eye when a morter hit him and smashed his eye like a grape...very sad.

[quadracer1992]

Dont buy sky kings mini mortars I ammost blew my hand off. The fuse was about a foot long and burned for about half a second. And then I litt another and it took about 10 minutes before it went off.

[UncleRico]

well i started a summer job so can get a massive amount of illegal fireworks for next years 4th or maybe new years, who knows?

What? Are you working on your merit badge for pyromaniac?  I didn't know you were into the hardcore fireworks.


I heard Fox 17 has a line of WMD's at a cheap price, and he can get NadBlasters if you prepay.

[quadracer1992]

well i started a summer job so can get a massive amount of illegal fireworks for next years 4th or maybe new years, who knows?

What? Are you working on your merit badge for pyromaniac?  I didn't know you were into the hardcore fireworks.


I heard Fox 17 has a line of WMD's at a cheap price, and he can get NadBlasters if you prepay.

I just saw a video of a guy who had so many fireworks his house ended up exploding and set fire to an entire neighborhood.

[fishfry]

Does that say 3.95? They usually charge more like 19.95 for those around here at local tents lol.  We were thinking of heading over to the other coast to hit up Phantom Fireworks in Cocoa Florida.  But thats about a 3 1/2 hour drive.  Or go to a small fireworks business called Patriotic Fireworks in Hudson Florida, its next to Stop N Play.  Ive been in Patriotic Fireworks once and it didnt look to bad and prices werent bad on the wallet either.

Sarasota has a phantom fireworks. they have the goods

[quadracer1992]

Phantom is the best. I always get their extreme firecracker package with 50,000 various firecrackers. Surprising though that I still have all 10 fingers. Hey, this is my 200th post! YAY!!!! post king

[snowmanzz13]

well i started a summer job so can get a massive amount of illegal fireworks for next years 4th or maybe new years, who knows?

What? Are you working on your merit badge for pyromaniac?  I didn't know you were into the hardcore fireworks.


I heard Fox 17 has a line of WMD's at a cheap price, and he can get NadBlasters if you prepay.

lol, i take it you saw my eagle scout post also? lol they actually ban any type of fireworks from entering all scouting events, i have no idea why

[Young Gun]

Sarasota has a phantom fireworks. they have the goods

We like the Cocoa FL one because we have family over there and we can visit them.  Not necessarily a good thing

[quadracer1992]

My friend is in cocoa fl right now I will tell him to pick up some fireworks from phantom.

[Sleazy_Rider78]

Stay away from Uncle Rico's July 4th BBQ.  He convinced me to go last year and said that he had spent about $1,000 in fireworks.  Well, it turned out that he only bought $1,000 in snakes and sparklers.  And to top it off, he only made Veggie Burgers on the grill and had a keg of O'douls non-alcoholic beer.  It was the most un-American celebration I have ever witnessed.

[UncleRico]

Stay away from Uncle Rico's July 4th BBQ.  He convinced me to go last year and said that he had spent about $1,000 in fireworks.  Well, it turned out that he only bought $1,000 in snakes and sparklers.  And to top it off, he only made Veggie Burgers on the grill and had a keg of O'douls non-alcoholic beer.  It was the most un-American celebration I have ever witnessed.

Yeah, but you screamed like a little girl when I threw those poppers at your feet!

Bring your water wings this year, I bought an above ground pool!

[Captain The Morgan]

I watched a special report on ABC Action News last night and I would like to share what I learned with you for your benefit.


If you are a child size mannequin, do not duct tape M 80's directly to your hand and let them go off. This will cause damage to your arm.

If you are a watermelon, do not hollow out a hole in the top of yourself and drop in a firecracker that's the size of an empty toilet paper roll into yourself. This will cause you so much carnage that not even all the kings men could put you back together again.


This is a legitimate report, these guys won an award for lighting a christmas tree on fire and timing to see how long it would take to engulf your entire family room during the last Christmas season. They're no joke, they know the practical situations that people run into. 

[eldiablo64]

MAN ,that kinda takes all the fun outta fireworks! lol

[bigscrub79]

I watched a special report on ABC Action News last night and I would like to share what I learned with you for your benefit.


If you are a child size mannequin, do not duct tape M 80's directly to your hand and let them go off. This will cause damage to your arm.

If you are a watermelon, do not hollow out a hole in the top of yourself and drop in a firecracker that's the size of an empty toilet paper roll into yourself. This will cause you so much carnage that not even all the kings men could put you back together again.


This is a legitimate report, these guys won an award for lighting a christmas tree on fire and timing to see how long it would take to engulf your entire family room during the last Christmas season. They're no joke, they know the practical situations that people run into. 

LMAO thats freakin hillarious.

[qt314nfla]

OMFG that was great!!! Thanks for the laugh Captain.

[Fox17]

cmon Rico, not everyone needs to know that i deal these illegal explosives.  im out of WMD's  and its too late to order the NadBlasters so im done dealing for the year.

I watched a special report on ABC Action News last night and I would like to share what I learned with you for your benefit.


If you are a child size mannequin, do not duct tape M 80's directly to your hand and let them go off. This will cause damage to your arm.

If you are a watermelon, do not hollow out a hole in the top of yourself and drop in a firecracker that's the size of an empty toilet paper roll into yourself. This will cause you so much carnage that not even all the kings men could put you back together again.


This is a legitimate report, these guys won an award for lighting a christmas tree on fire and timing to see how long it would take to engulf your entire family room during the last Christmas season. They're no joke, they know the practical situations that people run into. 

thats hillarious! i saw something like that last year on the news too. they had manikins (sp?) and that were showing what could happen if you strapped explosives to yourself. pretty stupid.

[UncleRico]

cmon Rico, not everyone needs to know that i deal these illegal explosives.  im out of WMD's  and its too late to order the NadBlasters so im done dealing for the year.

I watched a special report on ABC Action News last night and I would like to share what I learned with you for your benefit.


If you are a child size mannequin, do not duct tape M 80's directly to your hand and let them go off. This will cause damage to your arm.

If you are a watermelon, do not hollow out a hole in the top of yourself and drop in a firecracker that's the size of an empty toilet paper roll into yourself. This will cause you so much carnage that not even all the kings men could put you back together again.


This is a legitimate report, these guys won an award for lighting a christmas tree on fire and timing to see how long it would take to engulf your entire family room during the last Christmas season. They're no joke, they know the practical situations that people run into. 

thats hillarious! i saw something like that last year on the news too. they had manikins (sp?) and that were showing what could happen if you strapped explosives to yourself. pretty stupid.

Homeschool, remind me not to put you up against that little Punjab kid in the spelling bee. "mannequin,...m-a-n-n-e-q-u-i-n,...mannequin"  Did you skip 4th grade in home school?

[qt314nfla]

Dang homeschool I think Rico just served you up a nice big plate of pimp slap.