100%

[jayman]

Found this on another forum I frequent

From Al Eks:

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[dalesgrl]

I don't know that these are philosophies that I would live by, but it certainly is interesting (and amusing) how that adds up.

[Fox17]

LOL! ill have to try that.

[eldiablo64]

lol, thats great! i printed it out and i'm hanging it at work.because the only ones that ever get promoted there are the bullshitters and ass kissers.

[Thrumud]

I love it   

[AmericanRobster]

That's great!

[#32YammiMan]

I like to ZZzzz at work   

didnt realize i was working so hard

[Alba450]

Thats how it really is in the real world!

[Fox17]

lol, thats great! i printed it out and i'm hanging it at work.because the only ones that ever get promoted there are the bullshitters and ass kissers.

thats a good idea.