Eastbay!! SUNDAY!!!!

[HondaATC]

Chris download the open office suite, its free and does the exact same things as the $600 Microsoft office set. http://www.openoffice.org/ it will even open the excell files you've already made.

[StrokerMotor]

Well, well, well ladies, it seems that you just can't stop talking about me while I'm gone. It's flattering, really. If you guys want an autograph or something, I can arrange it.

What's up monstrosity, or whoever you are. Changing you screen name and shooting off at the mouth don't change the fact that you're too skerred to step up and race for some $$$. I've got two guys in for some serious cash. The guy that owns the #32 bike and the guy that owns the track in Ocala has a bike, and both have agreed to put up $10,000.00 on their respective riders.  Apparently some young punk named Bud rides the 32 bike and some half a$$ed pro MX guy named Dave rides the tracks bike. I think neither one of these bike owners with inflated egos realize I'm fixin' to take their money. What about you menstrualosity, you want in? can you even count that high? Since your so fast, we might even let you in for less cash, but take your bike instead. And don't be throwin Farr and Little's name around like you're homeboys, you damn groupie. Oh, and the blue Banshee in the pictures? Well, whoever rides that heap can bring it too if hes got the sack. I gotta brother in law name Ju-Ju that would love to put a stretched swinger on that thing and take it back to Chicago to drag race the other brotha's with it.  Where's that 450Matt guy at? Time to step up to the MAN plate. I think your words were "put my money where my fingertips are" weren't they? Well the big boys are steppin' up, so it's put up or shut up time for you pal. Who else wants some?  

[Hoosier Daddy]

I have an Eton 70!    Wanna race BOY!?!

[StrokerMotor]

A 70. That's real funny. Why don't you take it and ride around and try to find some ballzack, instead of wasting mens time trying to be cute.

[550superquad]

I have an Eton 70!    Wanna race BOY!?!

a 70 it wont tote your butt around    sombody sure is talkin a lot o smack
but will he ever show to back it up    cause i'm sure he will leave 

[Quad32x]

A 70. That's real funny. Why don't you take it and ride around and try to find some ballzack, instead of wasting mens time trying to be cute.

Finding some ballsack ?  Ok.  Open wide !

[535banshee]

i know who the strokermotor guy is!

[450R_Matt]

Well stroker.. When I have another break from racing my Limited late Model at Hendry, I will be up to run at Thunderbowl. If you got a Dirt Car then bring it out there and we can race for $$$ Go and get some practice laps in the mean time. See if you can hang with them. Ill put my money on the ocala rider #32. How much money are you willing to loose? I'll check the schedule and then when I come up we can race for pink slips on the quads if that works. 

[HondaATC]

Hey stroker, I don't bet on quads but I gotta "ballzack" proposition for you. Since your such a great rider, why don't you get on a REAL machine, and come race with the rolling insane asylum known as the trike class at the next race? I might even put up some money if you decide to grow a set and get on the track with us.

So how about it, Stroker the practical joker?

[StrokerMotor]

Why do you rednecks insist on ganging up me? You called ME out, remember?
"put my money where my mouth is, blah, blah, blah" I don't have a problem with you putting side action on the 32 kid if he's your buddy or whatever. Your money spends as well as anyone elses. As far as you running me for pink slips, I'm down, what you  got? Will it even be worth my time and C-12 just to have to part out your ride on ebay?

A "limited" late model? Yawn. Why bother? They're hardly more than a street stock. You really want to race late models?. I still own a Super Late Model back home that my brothers been running. When you step up to a real car like a Super Late Model or Outlaw Sprint, call me I can arrange you a race with some serious players. Be warned though, you will need some serious bank to run with these guys.

I can appreciate you 3 wheeler guys bucking the norm, and riding the vintage '80s iron. Hey, whatever floats your boat! However you can keep your ATC's, Duran Duran tapes, and parachute pants to yourselves. I race QUADS. 3 wheelers interest me about as much as a turd in my pool.   

All these "counter offers" to race cars, 3 wheelers, etc. are entertaining, but for what? Why don't we sword fight? or drag race helicopters? or wrestle lions? blah,blah,blah.
We're talking about QUAD racing. Lets keep our eye on the ball.   

Also, I've been renting the Ocala track for the past couple of days to dial my set ups in. We'll be finishing fine tuning shocks and exhaust out there tomorrow. All I can tell you is whoever runs with me out there is THROUGH. I've got all of my quads set, so all I can say is BRING IT. I've met a few locals like the guy that works out there (I think he said flag man?), the track owner, and a guy stopped by with a white Quadzilla (I don't remember his name?) Clean a$$ Suzuki though. Not too many people have the spine to race those anymore.   

[HondaATC]

Just what I figured, YELLA! My money spends just as easy as anyone elses, IF you can take it 

[flagmanthunderbowl]

the guy is fast o wait am i still aloud to post? well anyway if u guys want to know he busted a 72mph on front staight that was i think 2 mph faster then little john and he rides like bud up high and hammered down.. he is good but i dont know how he will handle traffic...but first and for most i know brady is putting down some cash against this guy and there is others but please guys no and i mean no fighting or anything like that on the grounds yall wait untill u go to dunkin doughnuts or what ever... ive been real busy and havent had time to get on here but after reading all this wow... u guys b carefull and ill b watching all of u, u to big man...

[fastrnrik]

This bunch is the real deal.

There are 4 guys that come to Thunderbowl who are consistently the fastest guys out there: Dave Ware, Scott, Bud, and Dave Bohnstadt.
These new guys (there were 3 guys riding, but the big guy was the fastest)were turning faster straightaway top speeds, and faster lap times by right around 2 seconds per lap. This is FLYING on our track. I have clocked all the other riders in the past, and I was watching Ray and their crew chief type guy clock these guys today. Impressive to say the least. They ride 4 stroke quads, but I'm not sure what kind? From what I saw they looked custom built with Honda motors. Again, I'm not sure. Bud and Dave B. are going to have their work cut out for them on this one.

[StrokerMotor]

Yella? pshhhhh.... that's funny.  Thanks for the laugh before I go to bed 3 wheeler guy.

Hey, track guys, don't be telling all our info. I don't want these goofy hillbillies tuckin' their tails and running away.

And, for the record, my fastest top speed today was 74 mph, and my fastest lap time was 13.1 sec. I was told this is faster than the sprint cars that run there. These numbers were put down on a dry slick track, with a half azz dialed in quad. Tomorrow will only be faster.

What's that sound? Oh, it's the sound of your big ego'd rednecks money flying into my wallet! ha ha ha. Remember, no one likes to see grown men cry.

[450R_Matt]

Well how do you test and tune all day and type smack on the forum at the same time? O, I guess you have wireless conection and pull off the track and get on the pc right away to talk more smack? What roundy round tracks have you run and where? Hurry up and make up some more stories..Fictional for sure.. BTW... like I tell all the other northerners..."we dont care how you did it back home".    Blahhhhaaa!
 

[N-Tense Motorsports]

Get 'em Matt!  Trust me, IF he shows at Thunderbowl he'll be goin home with his tail between his
ball-less legs!  It's on like Donkey Kong!!  Are you comin up? 

[Quad32x]

I did meet some guys when I was at TB but this guy was no 6'9".  Maybe 6'4" or 5. Im 6'3" and he was a tad taller than me. He seemed kinda ok. He checked out my zilla and that was about it.  From what I saw he and his friends had done this type racing before cause they where fast. I didnt time them or anything. Just watched alittle. Didnt get to see there bikes real close cause they parked off by themselfs. I was busy with my own bikes anyway. Thats all I can add to this.

[450R_Matt]

Get 'em Matt!  Trust me, IF he shows at Thunderbowl he'll be goin home with his tail between his
ball-less legs!  It's on like Donkey Kong!!  Are you comin up? 

Im going to try. The wife wasnt too crazy about me racing at Eastbay. She said we cant afford to do both. I would like to come up and race. maybe watch a local take on the stroke story? Ha! I would love to see Bud roost some clay in his face.     The open riders are going to have to deal with the #25 again, he will be their. 

[Scott270r]

Man This is great!! There hasn't been this much excitement in a while. I don't think I can make every race in the series but I'll be at Ocala for the next race. I hope we have all the big dogs come out.....

Matt450R(330R),

Man hitch a ride with Beak and come hang out...

[StrokerMotor]

Well how do you test and tune all day and type smack on the forum at the same time? O, I guess you have wireless conection and pull off the track and get on the pc right away to talk more smack? What roundy round tracks have you run and where? Hurry up and make up some more stories..Fictional for sure.. BTW... like I tell all the other northerners..."we dont care how you did it back home".    Blahhhhaaa!
 

It's called a w-w-w-wireless l-l-l-l-laptop jethro. And yes, between practices we get online to get all you inbred hillbillies riled up. It's a hoot.

[550superquad]

now thats funny right there     

[450R_Matt]

Well how do you test and tune all day and type smack on the forum at the same time? O, I guess you have wireless conection and pull off the track and get on the pc right away to talk more smack? What roundy round tracks have you run and where? Hurry up and make up some more stories..Fictional for sure.. BTW... like I tell all the other northerners..."we dont care how you did it back home".    Blahhhhaaa!
 

It's called a w-w-w-wireless l-l-l-l-laptop jethro. And yes, between practices we get online to get all you inbred hillbillies riled up. It's a hoot.

Everyone needs to bring the rubber boots for the next race. This guy is overflowing with sh!t. Just wait 1 more minute and one of the Thunderbowl guys will chime in. Coincidence? NOT!  The typing is to much a like    The cats out of the bag. Witch one is it?      

 

[450R_Matt]

BTW...The 32 gave up on busting chops and thats not like Tim so i know its one of you tools...lol
 Hey, jerk each others chain not mine. Now that funny right there...   

[TRX450R_Racer]

First off I must say this is the most entertaining thread to be on here since I can remember. Thanks you Stroker for signing up. Also thanks to all of the guys keeping it going.

I wish I lived closer so I could come and watch you guys race. I don't think my XC quad would do so well, but I would like to try out flat track one day.

[derek330]

13.1 @ 74mph??  your 10mph faster in the corners then anybody, ever??  casue 74mph top speed dont = 13.1 laptimes unless you are 10mph faster in the corners... this I got to see !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!