Sulu vs Hardaway

Absolutely hilarious! Cam you imagine the following Saturday Night Live skit;
The scene opens with a view from outside of a family's dining room window. Husband, wife and two children are having dinner together. A pink minivan, loaded with gay ninjas dressed in pink Gees wielding dildo-shaped numb-chucks notices the heterosexual family. They slam on the brakes, jump out of the minivan, bust down the front door and begin "unnatural" acts in front of the family. The husband jumps up and shouts with a lisp, "Thisten Honey, I want a divorce". But, all of a sudden, a caped-crusader with a big W on his chest proposes that a faith-based amendment to the Constitution to save the man's marriage. He also rounds up all the karate instructors hiding Saddam’s WMD, ships them down to Guantanamo to fill the vacancies created by suicidal Taliban and everyone can sleep at night. LOL