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WickedBanshee
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« on: December 10, 2006, 08:47:46 PM » |
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>>> Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
>>> engineer -- are working together one day. They come across A la ntern
>>> and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, Which is
>>> three wishes total," says the Genie.
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>>> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and My son
>>> will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
>>> Pooooof!
>>> With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was Forever made
>>> fertile for farming.
>>>
>>> Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall Around
>>> Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can
>>> come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the Blink of the
>>> Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
>>>
>>> The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell Me more
>>> about this wall." The Genie ex plains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high,
>>> 500 feet Thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing Can get in
>>> or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."
>>>
>>> The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
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