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« Reply #50 on: November 09, 2006, 04:29:26 PM »

If you boys put as much effort into women as you do yourselves you would make someone very happy Smiley
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« Reply #51 on: November 09, 2006, 04:34:59 PM »

I'll have to check with my wife on that and get back to you. I can't help it that I'm beautiful and full of twisted steel and sex appeal Wink
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« Reply #52 on: November 09, 2006, 04:53:33 PM »

lol twisted yes sex appeal I dunno about..If you know Freak you gotta be strange Wink
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« Reply #53 on: November 09, 2006, 07:28:23 PM »

I always try and satisfy before I even start that way there is no room for complaints later
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« Reply #54 on: November 09, 2006, 07:54:07 PM »

I always try and satisfy before I even start that way there is no room for complaints later

I always thought that was the ONLY way, especially if you wanted to be invited back for seconds
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« Reply #55 on: November 09, 2006, 08:04:17 PM »

from what I have heard some women say alot of men only care to be satisfied and once that happens it's roll over and go to sleep.
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« Reply #56 on: November 09, 2006, 08:35:42 PM »

You know freak I usually dont go under my name but I haft to now.You guys are single talking about how well ya'll satify your woman friends so you can get seconds,but you must not be too good or you would have wives and get it every night.I could tell you guys a few pointers if you would like.
1.wake up in a good mood and cook the chick some breakfast.
2.wake her up with a smooth kiss and tell her how beautiful she looks
3.go to work call her a couple times a day just to see how she's feeling or doing
4.come home from work and fix her dinner and clean up your mess
5.watch some dumb love story movie and act like you are enjoying it
6.give her a shower---then give me a call you know you could never satify a women so stop lying to yourself and give me a call.
7.if she she says give her 12 inches and make it hurt--do her twice and kick her in the head.
8.if you have any questions refer back to rule #6-ask you girl who Jody is she'll tell you.

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« Reply #57 on: November 09, 2006, 08:40:35 PM »

If you are refering to me I am married for over 10 years now and very happy so is the wife.
Have you ever heard the expression fat and happy well we are very very happy
 
here is a picture of me the wife and one of our puppies zoey

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« Reply #58 on: November 09, 2006, 08:43:43 PM »

Thats sweet but I was more less refering to carl.Did you ask her if she knows Jody?lol j/k
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« Reply #59 on: November 09, 2006, 08:49:41 PM »

You know freak I usually dont go under my name but I haft to now.You guys are single talking about how well ya'll satify your woman friends so you can get seconds,but you must not be too good or you would have wives and get it every night.I could tell you guys a few pointers if you would like.
1.wake up in a good mood and cook the chick some breakfast.
2.wake her up with a smooth kiss and tell her how beautiful she looks
3.go to work call her a couple times a day just to see how she's feeling or doing
4.come home from work and fix her dinner and clean up your mess
5.watch some dumb love story movie and act like you are enjoying it
6.give her a shower---then give me a call you know you could never satify a women so stop lying to yourself and give me a call.
7.if she she says give her 12 inches and make it hurt--do her twice and kick her in the head.
8.if you have any questions refer back to rule #6-ask you girl who Jody is she'll tell you.

Kari, does he actually do this???   

Now why settle down for just 1 person, you know it like an old pair of shoes, she does eventually wear out and you have to buy new ones.
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« Reply #60 on: November 09, 2006, 09:59:10 PM »

#'s 3,5 and the first part of 6 and he tries 7 but it doesn't work out that way....and Freak the only time you throw a pair of shoes out is when they either get a fungus or they get too wore out and floppy or they just don't fit right anymore...You know that can go double for guys Smiley But they make a fix for the floppiness. And some men are just too lazy to finish the job
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« Reply #61 on: November 12, 2006, 11:50:45 AM »

But they make a fix for the floppiness. And some men are just too lazy to finish the job

I'm sorry your man is floppy, better get him on the little blue pill, also sorry that he is to lazy to finish the job. 
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« Reply #62 on: November 13, 2006, 02:25:23 AM »

i dont know what you guys are talking about,"get married and get it every night." why buy the cow when i can have the milk for free. and trust me i drink my milk at least once a day.
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« Reply #63 on: November 13, 2006, 08:46:28 AM »

I can't argue with you there...

lol twisted yes sex appeal I dunno about..If you know Freak you gotta be strange Wink
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« Reply #64 on: November 13, 2006, 09:17:55 AM »

Kari you're crackin' me up girl.  I'm not sure where I went wrong but I haven't read this thread.  Boy have I been missing out.  Wish I had read it before the weekend.  I went to Bass Pro and would have invited ya to go.

Gary you could only wish Blu could give you some pointers on how it's done. 
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« Reply #65 on: November 13, 2006, 10:58:47 AM »

 back to the peanut gallery with you.... where is my sweater dammit!!
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« Reply #66 on: November 13, 2006, 12:18:15 PM »

But they make a fix for the floppiness. And some men are just too lazy to finish the job

I'm sorry your man is floppy, better get him on the little blue pill, also sorry that he is to lazy to finish the job. 

If this was the case here I wouldn't have 3 kids!

i dont know what you guys are talking about,"get married and get it every night." why buy the cow when i can have the milk for free. and trust me i drink my milk at least once a day.

You know that comment worries me and it's probably b/c I've got a really bad mind...Sorry Dog I have to ask, if it was that easy then why are you drinking your own milk? And knowing your in the military saying that and your overseas I don't know if I'd be braggin about getting it everyday I mean you are in a strange place. lol I'm just picking on ya dog, cuz uh I ain't no cow... I only have 2 boobs Smiley
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« Reply #67 on: November 13, 2006, 01:05:15 PM »

Maybe the kids aren't his??
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« Reply #68 on: November 13, 2006, 03:34:52 PM »

yeah ok that's kinda impossible considering the circumstances of IM NOT A SLUT!! oh yeah and they look just like him
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« Reply #69 on: November 13, 2006, 03:42:45 PM »

lmao
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« Reply #70 on: November 13, 2006, 03:46:22 PM »

yeah ok that's kinda impossible considering the circumstances of IM NOT A SLUT!! oh yeah and they look just like him

Thats not what Jody was screamin last night in the bed room    Wink Wink  LOL
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« Reply #71 on: November 13, 2006, 04:04:35 PM »

Do I wanna know why you were in our bedroom lastnight freak?? I know you think Jody's cute but come on now thats takin it too far Smiley
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« Reply #72 on: November 13, 2006, 04:06:35 PM »

Do I wanna know why you were in our bedroom lastnight freak?? I know you think Jody's cute but come on now thats takin it too far Smiley

Remember You had hid me in the closet and asked me to video tape it for ya, so you can sell it and make a few pennies
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« Reply #73 on: November 13, 2006, 04:11:44 PM »

Yeah I know but you ran off with the video whats up with that Huh?
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« Reply #74 on: November 13, 2006, 04:12:47 PM »

Yeah I know but you ran off with the video whats up with that Huh?

I had to edit it so Jody would look like he actually had something for the ladies to look at    Shocked Shocked
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